in another world

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

why is it that when ur a teenage girl ur mom will basically be like "i promise i will do everything in my power. to give you an eating disorder"

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

writing and deleting a post three times before taking a deep breath and just using the block button instead is a level of mental fortitude some buddhist monks spend their whole lives trying to achieve

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous

worst throuple ever and the sex is disgusting!!!

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

the moderate/neutral pervert

mutualing someone who just followed you is kind of like baby trapping them

cant say shit about writing choices without someone stepping in to litigate on the characters behalf on this webbed site. also

“characters are narrative devices” well you hurt my favorite narrative device’s feelings ☹️ this is an attack on me as a person

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE