i am living. i remember you.

guy whos incompatible with life itself

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

the most evil person alive would like to start their career in mental health

feminist retelling of your parents' divorce

Telling skinny people they look like they give terrible hugs

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

My five year plan is to listen to music

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved