hell yeah my dude

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

the fiddler is coming from onside the roof

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

there’s just something about the word cock that makes me think of penis

STOP!!!!

this is acgually a symptom of ADHD

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

I'm on the bus can you please stop putting bondage porn on the dash for a minute

shout out to sluts, you're unironically the coolest and most interesting people i've ever met and i love you

every slut i know has like 50 hobbies and excellent politics and they radiate joy. everyone who uses slut as a perjorative just wants to talk about apps and products. you'd think i'm being reductive to help this post flow better but it's literally 100% true with zero exceptions.

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy

okayyy ^u^ yaaayyy!! *feels weird* *feels like an outsider* *feels like i made a mistake* *feels like people only pretend to like me* *feels like im in trouble*