friendly neighborhood beer dad

everyone should go listen to I Am the Deer by Annie DiRusso rn

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

We're never escaping the batshit idea that pleasure is evil, are we?

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

happy first day of pride everyone

my roommate and his girlfriend are truly lovely people but good lord do they chew loudly and with their mouths open all the freaking time :(

i’m gonna pull my hair out

it's called forbidden fruits because the whole movie is just lili reinhart reaping the fruits of her labor. apple is the kind of performance one can only deliver after many years of shouldering betty cooper's black hood serial killer genes gargoyle king organ farm repressed darkness gay feelings donna sweett trash bag killer chainsaw harlot of babylon canon beronica shenanigans. like she was forged in RAS' fire just for this.