elspeth

what im learning from the marvel mtg spoilers is that I fucking hate aggressively costed fliers. i understand every superhero flies around so they have to have flying but do they all need to be above the curve in stats and keywords for every card? also why the hell are we printing hexproof so much in this set it's so awful. can marvel fans getting into the game really not handle me blowing up their favorite stupid little guy removal check card like fuck me

imagine botan kamiina in a permanent rubber bondage suit

i feel like she might enjoy being a pink rubberfox but maybe thats self-indulgent

we need to get the rubbersuit scientists on research and development of a permanent rubbersuit gag that allows you to enjoy alcoholic beverages for botan's upcoming rubbersuitification surgery

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im a DEMON im also a GIRL and im also a GODDESS im also a LESBIAN and POLYAMOROUS in case any girls want to give me their NUMBER

the demon goddess is craving cock in her mouth right now and frankly if she doesn't get it soon she might just unleash her demon eye on some poor unsuspecting innocents. so start unbuckling girls!!!!