Number Six

tw suicide, adjust pronouns as needed

Heaven’s All Around ❝ Who did I adjourn? ❞ ❝ Heaven’s all around you. ❞ ❝ I’ll be dreaming pieces of you. ❞ ❝ Cast my reverie back into the sea. ❞ ❝ All my little troubles haven’t got a prayer. ❞ ❝ Underneath my pillow is where it’s meant to be. ❞ ❝ Heaven’s all around you when you haven’t got a care. ❞ ❝ All that I can say, all that I can know, Is that I’ll be dreaming pieces of you. ❞

The Devil’s Carnival ❝ You can’t help but fall. ❞ ❝ Use discretion, stay alert. ❞ ❝ Get your tickets, form a line. ❞ ❝ You’re in the devil’s carnival! ❞ ❝ Come one, come two, come all! ❞ ❝ Welcome to my gates, you gay, and lucky souls. ❞ ❝ Welcome to eternity, now eat your just desserts. ❞ ❝ We’ve got your ordinary sinners and extraordinary ones. ❞ ❝ Keep your hands, and arms, and legs, and head about you at all times. ❞ ❝ Run little blind mice, scurry down the trail. Chop goes the farmer’s knife coming for your tail. ❞ ❝ How they end depend on how you play your part. Unfortunately, how you played your part has got you here. ❞

666 ❝ All 666 rules are policed. ❞ ❝ Each cog is well aligned. ❞ ❝ Breaking rules, it just won’t do ❞ ❝ Our carnival here’s a well-oiled machine. ❞ ❝ It’s my duty to advise you of the ordinance in place. ❞ ❝ There’s a chaos that rests at the heart of this beast. ❞ ❝ As you’ll note, the rules are clearly stated, even illustrated, and enumerated. ❞ ❝ As keeper, it’s my humble pleasure to first castigate and then admonish you. ❞ ❝ There are consequences, morbid consequences, crueler than ever imagined. ❞ ❝ There are consequences, bloody consequences when you don’t follow the rules. ❞

Kiss The Girls ❝ Kiss the girls! ❞ ❝ Where are the bees? ❞   ❝ Missed me, missed me, now you have to kiss the girls! ❞ ❝ One for the priest, two for the dame, three for the sweet little boy lost in the rain. ❞

Beautiful Stranger ❝ Let’s burn one another. ❞ ❝ Now, let’s play a game. ❞ ❝ Don’t pussyfoot. Shoot! ❞ ❝ My, what a strange duet. ❞ ❝ Hello, Beautiful Stranger. ❞ ❝ It’s the shadow’s domain. ❞ ❝ Shadow takes all, my pet. ❞ ❝ Three chances to claim her. ❞ ❝ Three clicks in the chamber. ❞ ❝ You’re my beautiful stranger. ❞ ❝ We’re like moths to the flame. ❞ ❝ The knife in my back, it reminds me of you. ❞ ❝ I could say that I’m hurt but it wouldn’t be true. ❞ ❝ How familiar the danger, slipping into the shadows. ❞ ❝ High stakes, three shakes, no breaks. Triple the wager. ❞ 

A Penny For A Tale ❝ God rest her soul. ❞ ❝ Bleed for a sinner. ❞ ❝ She’d kill for a bite. ❞ ❝ A penny for a tale? ❞ ❝ I just might well up. ❞ ❝ Oh, how they teased. ❞ ❝ These are difficult times. ❞ ❝ Lord, that greed, it’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ Thank you, sirs, you’re too kind. ❞ ❝ I just need a few pennies more! ❞ ❝ Lord, go on, pass the hat, will you? ❞ ❝ A penny for an old beggarman’s story. ❞ ❝ I heard from a birdy it doesn’t end purdy. ❞ ❝ It doesn’t end well. No, it never ends well. ❞ ❝ Your purse strings are tight. Bleed for a sinner. ❞ ❝ Lord, would it not be a sin for you to deny yourselves a tale? ❞ ❝ I’ll continue my rhyme for a dime or a penny is fine, these are difficult times. ❞ ❝ Let me tell you a tale for a penny, one that you can not hear anywhere else. ❞

Trust Me ❝ I’m so sincere. ❞ ❝ Don’t cry, crybaby. ❞ ❝ So trust me, Darling Dear. ❞ ❝ Trust me, just like I trust you. ❞ ❝ You know you never can hide. ❞ ❝ Oh, I was knocked to the floor. ❞ ❝ How many kisses do you need? ❞ ❝ You’re a tough little tadpole to love. ❞ ❝ Babe, you’re a hard game to catch. ❞ ❝ You’re a bad little love and I’m yours. ❞ ❝ I’m so sincere, there’s no need to tear. ❞ ❝ You’re a bad little love and you’re mine. ❞ ❝ You’re an urge that can never be cured. ❞ ❝ Never tasted as sweet a poison as you have. ❞ ❝ One for your tummy, one for your cheek, one for the devil inside of me. ❞ 

The Scorpion’s Tale ❝ True love can break the spell. ❞ ❝ Come, drink a cup of my scorn! ❞ ❝ Remember that you were warned. ❞ ❝ In their name, let’s drink to true love. ❞ ❝ She pondered if his love was poison. ❞ ❝ Love, it is foolish and green, my love. ❞ ❝ He pricked her so gently she swooned. ❞ ❝ What bitter yet delicious wine, my love. ❞ ❝ How quickly we forget the sting, my love. ❞ ❝ Let me tell you a tale of a love that did fail. ❞ ❝ What a pretty and dangerous line, my love. ❞ ❝ His words poured like wine as their fates intertwined. ❞ ❝ Take heed of the thorns, don’t scream when it stings. ❞ 

Grief ❝ Where is your little son lost? ❞ ❝ Drown in your beautiful grief. ❞ ❝ Where will your little son sleep? ❞ ❝ Who, then, will tend to the sheep? ❞ ❝ Let me open my teeth and cradle you there. ❞ ❝ Dark are the strangers that sleep on the train. ❞ ❝ Two little hands push the chair from your feet. ❞ ❝ You’re drowning in the grief of Jupiter’s water. ❞ ❝ Orphaned by Heaven where no child is spared. ❞ ❝ There’s a bed for the boy and rope for the father. ❞ ❝ There’s blood on their cots and bones on their plates. ❞ ❝ There’s a bed for the boy and rope for the father, both orphaned by Heaven where no child is spared. ❞

Grace For Sale ❝ It’s off to hell we go. ❞ ❝ Hark, the angels’ wail. ❞ ❝ A sheep has left the fold. ❞ ❝ We’ve got grace for sale. ❞ ❝ We’ve got grace for cheap. ❞ ❝ Count your missing sheep. ❞ ❝ Tongues slither in the mud. ❞ ❝ Fa la la, it’s off to hell we go. ❞ ❝ My fairest wheels are turning. ❞ ❝ Tongues slither in the psalms. ❞ ❝ Cross your heart and hope to die. ❞ ❝ That’s how a carnival grows, my son. ❞ ❝ Spread my filth, my wings, my weeds. ❞ ❝ Plant my hooves, my hooks, my books. ❞ ❝ Lay you down to sleep with wicked little stories. ❞ ❝ I raise my hell, my cane, my stakes, my snakes. ❞ ❝ Cast out for your sin? Come here for redemption. ❞

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”

“it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”

“i’m not going to let anything happen to you.” 

“you can’t keep me safe from everything.”

“just be careful.” 

“i’m always careful.”

“you’re going to get yourself hurt.”

“i won’t get hurt, i promise.”

“i won’t let them hurt you.”

“you can’t save me from this.”

“please try and stay out of trouble.”

“if anything happened to you…” 

“i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”

“i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“this is the only way to keep you safe.”

“you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”

“everywhere you go, i go.”

“it’s not your job to protect me.”

“it’s my job to protect you.”

“don’t worry, i’ve got you.”

“no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”

“you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”

‘”He gave me bread when I was starving by the side of the road. He intervened when the King’s redcaps had taken my farm. He saved my husband from execution. He took responsibility for a crime my child committed. He tried to save my mother from the Riders of Mannan. And for his kindness, the King sent him to the Wild Hunt”’

Bad Guy

❛ I’m the bad guy, duh. ❜

❛ I do what I want when I’m wanting to. ❜

❛ I like it when you take control. ❜

❛ I’m only good at being bad. ❜

❛ But maybe it’s ‘cause I’m wearing your cologne. ❜

Xanny

❛ What is it about them? ❜

❛ Too intoxicated to be scared. ❜

❛ I don’t need a xanny to feel better. ❜

You Should See Me in a Crown

❛ You should see me in a crown. ❜

❛ I’m gonna run this nothing town. ❜

❛ Your silence is my favorite sound. ❜

❛ Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first? ❜

❛ If you think I’m pretty you should see me in a crown. ❜

All The Good Girls Go To Hell

❛ My Lucifer is lonely. ❜

❛ Can’t commit to anything but a crime. ❜

❛ All the good girls go to hell. ❜

❛ 'Cause even God herself has enemies. ❜

❛ There’s nothing left to save now. ❜

❛ My God is gonna owe me. ❜

Wish You Were Gay

❛ Baby, I don’t feel so good. ❜

❛ I just wanna make you feel okay. ❜

❛ I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay. ❜

❛ Is there a reason we’re not through? ❜

When The Party’s Over

❛ Don’t you know I’m no good for you? ❜

❛ I’ve learned to lose, you can’t afford to. ❜

❛ I could lie, say I like it like that, like it like that. ❜

❛ I’ll only hurt you if you let me. ❜

❛ And I’ll call you when the party’s over. ❜

❛ But nothing is better, sometimes. ❜

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❛ I know you don’t care, but can you listen? ❜

❛ So I think I better go. ❜

❛ I never really know how to please you. ❜

❛ Do you even feel anything? ❜

❛ I know you’re not sorry. Why should you be? ❜

My Strange Addiction

❛ Don’t ask questions, you don’t wanna know. ❜

❛ Take what I want when I wanna and I want ya. ❜

❛ Bad, bad news, one of us is gonna lose. ❜

❛ I’m the powder, you’re the fuse. Just add some friction. ❜

❛ You are my strange addiction. ❜

❛ Hurts, but I know how to hide it, kinda like it. ❜

❛ Tell me nothing lasts, like I don’t know. ❜

Bury A Friend

❛ What do you want from me? Why don’t you run from me? ❜

❛ What are you wondering? What do you know? ❜

❛ Why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me? ❜

❛ When we all fall asleep, where do we go? ❜

❛ I wanna end me. ❜

❛ It’s probably somethin’ that shouldn’t be said out loud. ❜

❛ Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now. ❜

❛ Bury the hatchet or bury a friend right now. ❜

Ilomilo

❛ Told you not to worry, but maybe that’s a lie. ❜

❛ Where did you go? I should know. ❜

❛ But it’s cold and I don’t wanna be lonely. ❜

❛ So tell me you’ll come home, even if it’s just a lie. ❜

❛ The friends I’ve had to bury they keep me up at night. ❜

❛ I don’t care if it’s a lie. ❜

Listen Before I Go

❛ I wanna see the world when I stop breathing. ❜

❛ Tell me love is endless, don’t be so pretentious. ❜

❛ Leave me like you do. ❜

❛ Better hurry 'cause I’m leavin’ soon. ❜

❛ Sorry can’t save me now. ❜

❛ Sorry there’s no way out but down. ❜

❛ I’m not okay, I feel so scattered. ❜

❛ Call my friends and tell them that I love them. ❜

I Love You

❛ Say you were trying to make me laugh and nothing has to change today. ❜

❛ You didn’t mean to say I love you. ❜

❛ I love you and I don’t want to. ❜

❛ Maybe we should just try to tell ourselves a good lie. ❜

❛ The smile that you gave me, even when you felt like dyin’. ❜

❛ I can’t escape the way I love you. ❜

Goodbye

h o r r o r

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them .