And for his kindness, the King sent him to the Wild Hunt.

“You’re no hero. You’re just some KID that THINKS he knows the difference between right and wrong.”

“What about the ones you DIDN’T save?”

“How do you sleep at night? Knowing you could have done MORE?”

“Your GUILT is gonna eat you alive one day.”

“Everyone HATES you. Why do you do it?”

“What’s the point of saving the lives of people that want you DEAD?”

“Look how EASILY they turned their backs on you.”

“You’ve got the WEIGHT of the WORLD over your shoulders. How much longer can you keep it up?”

“You can’t save them all.”

“You let them down. You let them ALL down.”

“They were counting on you…”

“They’re DEAD, because of you!”

“You could have SAVED them!”

“This city is YOUR responsibility. Look at what YOU let happen!”

“All you do is HURT people. Do us a favor and just LEAVE.”

“could you just own your own awesomeness for once  ?”

“i  want that connection with everybody.”

“what is she handing out?”

“you know they’re going to get married and have a bunch of unholy babies.”

“bro, a ghost hug isn’t the feel-good moment that you think it is.”

“now let’s go prove everybody wrong.”

“we’re the only family we’re ever gonna need.”

“it’s a closed door, and you gotta bust it open.”

“swing that wrecking ball of talent at your teacher’s head, and smash those stupid rules right outta their brains.”

“this is an interesting little relationship you and i have.”

“i wish i couldn’t see you.”

“yeah man, my handwriting sucks.”

“hey you’re just gonna take a phone call while we’re talking? do you know how rude that is?”

“someone once told me you don’t ask for permission.”

“no regrets.”

“wow. i see chemistry.”

“girls, am i right?”

“well, you’re a very emotional person.”

“how am i the emotional one?”

“step into your greatness.”

“he’s cute, huh?”

“after tonight, everything changes.”

“that can’t —– okay.”

“i got some pickle juice on your battery cables.”

“how is that possible?”

“street dogs haven’t killed us yet.”

“epic fail on that ‘no eye-contact’ thing.”

“you look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“there’s no such thing as cute ghosts.”

“let someone with a softer touch handle this.”

“so we’re going with witch?”

“hey, underachiever.”

“hey, disappointment.”

“i know i saw something. i’m not crazy.”

“well, we’re all a little crazy.”

“it’ll help with the rust.”

“that’s a new flavour.”

“thank you for our leftovers and the power of the mighty microwave.”

“hey, [name]? what’s in the box?”

“we all felt alive again.”

“i care about you, [name].”

“i told you, i’d do anything for you.”

“let’s see how many clubs we can hit before sunrise.”

“how are you so casual about all of this?”

i know it’s an illusion but i can’t see through it.

don’t look at me, don’t talk to me.

what can you see inside of me?

the miles don’t mean much when they always cycle me back to you.

whatever direction takes me away from you, thats the direction i wanna head in.

i want what i want, not what you’ve got to give me.

as long as i’m still breathing, i’d prefer to live a little bit reckless.

you’ll only ever really know you’re living if you’re totally sure that you’re dying.

fuck it, maybe the earth opens up and swallows us whole.

i don’t want to hang around the graveyard waiting for something dead to come back.

of all the reasons to feel hateful, you’re the best of them.

i’m not a crash landing.

i just want to say the words to someone like i used to say the words to you.

good times always getting older.

i wanna be more real than all the others. i wanna be more real than all the rest.

all of the times that we never had, they’re dead in the past.

i wanna know how you see you.

the world is not enough, i want your brutal truth.

we all want to burn on a pyre, so tell me, what kind of witch are you?

perfect weather for a head wound.

all reasons to be fearful but every day still new.

i wanna be as close as i can get to you.

cycles of death and regeneration, sensations of absence and loss: wish you had been there by my side to see it all.

bring your love back to me.

tonight, i can’t sleep because i’m haunted.

there was another life that i might’ve had.

i know the feeling well of longing for something that’s lost.

if this wine hasn’t turned to vinegar, there’s enough to pour a drink.

i’m just living in your house, sleeping in your bed.

it was a nice dream, but it was a naive fucking fantasy.

there are certain words i won’t ever believe again.

there’s nothing here worth left to say.

i swear i won’t come on so strong. i can be gone when you want to be gone.

kiss me. let’s not fall in love.

you don’t need to forgive to move on.

no, i don’t want to fall in love with you.

if you’re looking for revenge, well here’s a fucking pound of flesh.

there once was love, there now is nothing.

how can i look you in the eyes when i have known you so very intimately?

a practiced detachment to perform. numbness as art.

go ahead and rot.

a collection of wild things my friends and myself have said. tw: drugs, alcohol, and some nsfw.

‘ you got drunk and ate a discount bag of extra powdered doughnuts. it happens. ’

‘ i chugged half a bottle of cough medicine today. ’

‘ we’re worried wieners. ’

‘ is that my effing pop-tart? ’

‘ i drank three mountain dews while you were gone. ’

‘ i’m pretty sure i caught a pneumonia. ’

‘ my brain feels like mush. like, the mush white people feed you at holiday dinners. ’

‘ sex in the pantry. that’s…ew, gross. ’

‘ i will murder you in spanish. ’

‘ you’re the milk to my shake. the sun to my shine. ’

‘ i’m gonna turn around and pretend i’m invisible. ’

‘ she meant to say bond but she said bondage instead. ’

‘ the nurse gave me some metamorphosis and i forgot about the pain. ’

‘ taste the rainbooow. ’

‘ HIDE THE WEED. HIDE IT RIGHT NOW. ’

‘ you have to stop moshing in my backyard. the neighbors think you’re possessed. ’

‘ eat your cereal like a fucking adult. ’

‘ wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey, asshole. ’

‘ i mailed a letter to jedi master yoda when i was seven. he never replied. ’

‘ a pepsi bottle can make a decent weapon, if you respect its power. ’

‘ i thought he was handing out drugs, but it was only breath mints. ’

‘ your eye is twitching like crazy and it’s freaking me the fuck out. ’

‘ i hope i didn’t break anything important. you know, like a nail. ’

‘ the mailman hugged me this morning. ’

‘ my favorite horror story is watership down. ’

‘ fuck your hair and fuck your leopard prints. ’

‘ get away from my blanket burrito or you die. ’

‘ tourists give me heartburn. ’

                                                     𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄                                       

“You’re dripping blood on the carpet.” “When I said scars are kinda sexy, I didn’t mean you should get one right away…” “Press that against the wound, I’m going to get the med kit.” “It’s bleeding quite badly.” “Oh God, what happened to you?!” “You’re covered in blood! Is it yours?” “Your head looks pretty bad. I’m sure it’ll need stitches.” “It’s going to hurt for a moment, but I’ll need to clean the wound.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you. But you’re safe now.” “That’s a pretty nasty bruise. Want some ice?” “Does it still hurt?” “I don’t think a band aid is gonna fix this…” “Whoa, hey, stay with me! You’re as white as a ghost. Don’t pass out.” “Damn, that must hurt. I’m sure there are some painkillers around here.” “You have to be seen by a doctor. This isn’t going to heal on its own.” “It looks broken. Can you move it at all?” “Here, lean on me. I’ll support you.” “I’m not going to leave you behind. If need be, I’ll carry you.” “I’m going to pick you up now, okay? Just hold on to me.” “Everything is going to be okay. Just hang in there.”

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Who was that?”

“I don’t like the way he/she/they look/s at you.”

“How could I make you jealous? I melt whenever you say my name.”

“Hi! I’m ___’s girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. Ever heard of me?”

“So what if I’m jealous?”

“You are spending WAY too much time with that guy/girl/person.”

“How come you never do that with me?”

“Hey. You’re mine.” / “Don’t worry. I’m yours.”

“I’m going to kick his/her/their ass! No one can touch you like that except for me.”

“I heard you and ___ had lunch.”

“Are you jealous?~”

“Can I just give you another hickey?” / “Did you really have to give me so many hickeys?”

“I can’t have these people all over you.”

“Oh, come on. Don’t worry about him/her/them, we’re just friends.”

“Don’t you trust me?” / “You’re not the one I don’t trust…”

“I know that you love me, but your jealousy is getting out of hand.”

“You don’t own me…except when you make that face.”

“I don’t remember our hello kiss being a hello makeout. Are you threatened by my friend?”

“Who are you texting? I thought I just saw a heart emoji.”

“Why is your ass so amazing? Everyone is staring at it and I hate it.”

“Hey, pal. His/her/their eyes are up there.”

“I don’t know what that was about, but I love seeing you all riled up.”

“This is outrageous. I demand more attention.”

“Oh you and ___ went there? That’s where we went on our first date.”

“You’re with ME now.”