So sentence memes broke my activity page once

taken from various podcast episodes and the tv series! 

“idiot can’t make his own pancakes, how pathetic.” 

“what would you do if an arby’s manager punched you in the face?”

“shooting guys with master chief, my best friend.” 

“is bronze bulletproof?” 

“i would like to formally request that you start referring to me as ‘king nuggets’.” 

“for a fifty i would fight everyone around me in a one hundred foot radius.” 

“you dumb piece of shit.” 

“does anybody know how to curse a real sword?” 

“can you curse a nerf sword?” 

“it seems like you’re upset about literally every word in this sentence.” 

“don’t do a hit.” 

“i’m too fucking strong and way too fucking sexy to be murdered in this shower right now.” 

“you’re too strong to be killed.” 

“no one has died listening to a beyonce song.” 

“you thought the psycho was out there? surprise, the psycho is in here.” 

“i use the beyonce to keep me pumped up to kill somebody.” 

“batman jokes aside…” 

“this makes me so mad i could bust a nut.” 

“you’ve made me so frustrated i’m seriously about to bust a nut right here.” 

“i think if I see a guy in a bolo tie, i know it’s time to party.”

“you know what? boners are beautiful and that’s the way of life.”

“would you be shocked to find that the best ways to find demons is on yahoo answers?”

“can you cook and eat the beans from a beanbag chair?”

“i’m talkin’ ‘bout that dank herb!”

“i just take a lot of naps.”

“so many of emotions are hunger based.” 

“oh no no no no no.” 

“i’m not gonna be here one day. it’s all gonna stop one day.”

“she is a pure being of light.” 

“if you need me, i’m on my mobile.” 

“what do i say when i touch his dick?” 

“that’s like the sweetest dick.” 

“so this is the clown box.” 

“i abandoned my boy!” 

“abstinence until i die.” 

“yo, what the fuck, dog?”

“i’m the protector and king of chillidelphia.” 

“fuck you, nerds!” 

“i’m ready to bust a nut in this job.” 

“young, dumb and full of…you know.” 

“you’re a jerk person.” 

“LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP.” 

“EAT THAT SHIT, _______!” 

“premarital sex is only gonna get you one thing; pleasure. the second one is babies.” 

❝ Hail and well met, my dude. ❞

❝ Abraca fuck you. ❞ 

❝ God lied to me! ❞

❝ Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard. ❞

❝ You are going to be amazing. ❞

❝ Liches get stitches. ❞

❝ Are you my friend? ❞

❝ Go out and do good. ❞

❝ Yo thug, what’s your name? I’m about to tentacle your dick! ❞

❝ No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing. ❞

❝ I’m afraid no one else will have me. ❞

❝ Everything I drink tastes like keylime gogurt to me. ❞

❝ Don’t let them erase me. ❞

❝ What brings you happiness? ❞

❝ Bad news, comprades, this place is magic as hell. ❞

❝ I find that not killing people is very easy. ❞

❝ Everything is for keepsies if you’re sneaky about it. ❞

❝ You’re a coward and I hate you. ❞

❝ Boy you’re not intimidated by me at all, are you? ❞

❝I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! ❞

❝ These potions get you reeeeeal fucked up. ❞

❝ Once you pop, the time control don’t stop. ❞

❝ Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.❞

❝ We don’t have to talk. Let’s just…let’s just watch this together. ❞

❝ So here’s my solution, and I think you’re gonna find it very equitable: I’m not gonna shoot you with this giant crossbow. ❞

❝ I’m about to smooch your fucking brains out, babe. ❞

❝ You’re going to have to fight and you’re gonna win. ❞

❝ I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck! ❞

❝ You fucking took everything from me! ❞

❝ How would you like to live forever? ❞

❝ I am but a simple, idiot wizard. ❞

❝ Yeah! It’s our first kill! …So why am I so horny? I’m broken inside… ❞

❝ You know…do whatever you want. I don’t care anymore. ❞

❝ Existence, (name), life? Is horrible. To exist, to live, is horrible. ❞

❝ Sometimes there aren’t good decisions. Sometimes…there’s just decisions.❞

❝ I appreciate what you’re trying to do. And I’m on board for whatever the plan is. But understand this: I have nothing, and I don’t give a shit. The world is ending and I. Don’t. Care.  ❞

❝ I will say that if you wanted to lure me in there you should’ve stayed handsome, my fella.❞ 

❝ Who stops serving pancakes at 9am?! I missed the whole thing! I had to get Cheetos! ❞

❝ I cannot stress enough how uninterested I am in this. ❞

❝ I’m not gonna be the one to pull the trigger on an entire civilization. I won’t do it.  ❞

❝ What brings me joy is…life.  I think you can find joy anywhere in life. ❞

❝ I don’t always do things right. And I don’t always do things smart. But whatever I do, I find joy in it. ‘Cause at the end of the day, that’s all you’ve got. ❞

❝ Tell ya what, if we ever meet each other somewhere in infinity, you can apologize to me and tell me you were wrong. ❞ 

❝ I have an update from [ Name ] Central. Uh, I have updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing! ❞

❝ I’m good, amigo. The bleeding’s all internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.❞

❝ I think there was probably a time where I had joy, where I experienced fleeting happiness or anger or fear, but God, it’s just been so long. ❞

❝ I am a man, (name), who knows the answer to the question of why we’re all here. I didn’t like it. ❞

❝ To have friendship, (name), it requires you to…love someone and be invested in your shared happiness and these things, (name): friendship, love, happiness? They’re all so…small. In the grand scheme of things, they last a second. ❞

❝ Look it got – WE got dark back there. I know this journey’s been tough, and it’s only going to get harder. But we can’t allow ourselves to get to that place again. ❞

❝We’ve lost a lot. And there’s a lot more we might lose. But one thing we do have is the thing people in love rarely ever have enough of – and it’s time. ❞

FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS / ETC .

ways to be wicked

❛ we got all the ways to be wicked . ❜ ❛ looks like this place could use a bit of misbehavior . ❜ ❛ wanna try it ? ❜ ❛ take a bite . ❜ ❛ be bold ! ❜ ❛ class is back in session ! ❜ ❛ mother always knows best . ❜   ❛ with us evil lives on . ❜ ❛ let’s go ! ❜

what’s my name

❛ all hands on deck ! ❜ ❛ i’m getting tired of the disrespect . ❜ ❛ our sail’s about to be set . ❜ ❛ what’s my name ? ❜ ❛ soon the world will be ours . ❜ ❛ i’m the queen of this town . ❜ ❛ i call the shots . ❜ ❛ bad girls have all the fun ! ❜ ❛ ready , here we come ! ❜ ❛ we always get our way . ❜ ❛ all eyes on me , let me see ‘em . ❜ ❛ i see your eyes on me boys . ❜

chillin’ like a villain

❛ everybody’s got a wicked side . ❜ ❛ watch and learn so you can get it right . ❜ ❛ you need to not stare . ❜ ❛ you need to not be yourself . ❜ ❛ you wanna be cool ? let me show you how ! ❜ ❛ you look like you would lose a fight to an alley cat . ❜ ❛ you need to watch your back . ❜ ❛ don’t make a sound ! ❜ ❛ i’m giving it my best shot . ❜ ❛ it’s hard being what i’m not . ❜ ❛ you’re gonna get us caught ! ❜ ❛ i think i found the worst in myself . ❜

space between

❛ i didn’t know what you were going through . ❜ ❛ i thought that you were fine . ❜ ❛ why did you have to hide ? ❜ ❛ i didn’t wanna let you down . ❜ ❛ i would never stop you . ❜ ❛ even though we’ve changed , nothing has to change . ❜ ❛ i’ll never be out of reach . ❜ ❛ nothing can stay the same . ❜ ❛ be proud of all the scars . ❜ ❛ i’ll never really leave you . ❜ ❛ there are no words left to say . ❜ ❛ this is not the end ! ❜ ❛ you’re part of who i am . ❜ ❛ even if we’re worlds apart , you’re still in my heart . ❜ ❛ we can meet in the space between . ❜

it’s going down

❛ let’s get this party started ! ❜ ❛ i swear i’m cold - hearted . ❜ ❛ i’m not here for debating . ❜ ❛ ask yourself how long you think i’ll remain patient . ❜ ❛ let’s all just be smart ! ❜ ❛ your bark is much worse than your bite ! ❜ ❛ bring it on ! ❜ ❛ make your move . ❜ ❛ your time is running out ! ❜ ❛ you should really watch your mouth . ❜ ❛ it’s a do or die situation ! ❜ ❛ make one wrong move and i’ll debilitate him . ❜ ❛ release him now ! ❜ ❛ we get it , chill . ❜ ❛ we don’t have to light the fuse . ❜ ❛ whatever you do it’s gonna be a lose - lose . ❜ ❛ there’s gotta be a better way . ❜ ❛ i promise i’ll give you your chance ! ❜ ❛ make the trade ! ❜

you and me

“ i have a bad feeling about this. ”

“ i don’t sense anything. ”

“ the negotiations will be short. ”

“ offhand, i’d say this mission is past the negotiation stage. ”

“ you were right about one thing, ____ , the negotiations were short. ”

“ at last we’re getting results. ”

“ again you come before me, ____. ”

“ you will not be pleased when you hear what i have to say, ____. ”

“ we will see. ”

“ we must continue to rely on negotiation. ”

“ how can we negotiate ? ”

“ we must defend ourselves. ”

“ this is a dangerous situation, _____. ”

“ i will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war. ”

“ that won’t be necessary. ”

“ you hear that ? that is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way. ”

“ we must warn them ! ”

“ thank you for your help. ”

“ there’s always a bigger fish. ”

“ relax. ”

“ you overdid it. ”

“ this is not good ! ”

“ drop your weapons ! ”

“ i said: drop your weapons ! ”

“ i will not co-operate. ”

“ in time, their suffering will persuade you to our point of view. ”

“ your negotiations seem to have failed, _____. ”

“ the negotiations never took place. ”

“ that won’t be a problem. ”

“ under the circumstances, i suggest you come to ____ with me. ”

“ my place is with my people. ”

“ they will kill you if you stay. ”

“ either choice presents great risk to all of us. ”

“ i’ll take care of that. ”

“ it’s risky, but there’s no alternative. ”

“ we should not have made this bargain. ”

“ you must trust my judgment, ____. ”

“ how did you end up here with us ? ”

“ i feel it also, ____. ”

“ this is not a good idea. stay close to me. ”

“ are you an angel ? ”

“ how do you know so much ? ”

“ this is a strange world to me. ”

“ yeah, it’d be a pity if you had to pay for me. ”

“ fear attracts the fearful. ”

“ what if it is true, and the people are dying ? ”

“ the biggest problem in the universe is that no one helps each other. ”

“ you assume too much. ”

“ ____ will not approve.”

“ ____ doesn’t need to know. ”

“ well, i don’t approve. ”

“ i will watch over him/her/them. you have my word. ”

“ will you be alright ? ”

“ he/she/they was/were in my life for such a short time.,, ”

“ will i ever see you again ? ”

“ what does your heart tell you ? ”

“ be brave, and don’t look back. ”

“ it’ll bring you good fortune. ”

“ what options do we have ? ”

“ i wish i had your confidence in this, ____. ”

“ i will not defer ! ”

“ i will do what i must. ”

“ i sense much fear in you. ”

“ please, ____, stay here, where it’s safe. ”

“ ____ is dangerous. they all sense it. why can’t you ? ”

“ i promise you, i will not let that happen. ”

“ i’m not sure what you hope to accomplish by this. ”

“ i am sorry for my deception, but under the circumstances it has become necessary to protect myself. ”

“ if we do not act quickly, all will be lost forever. ”

“ i ask you to help us. no, i beg you to help us. ”

“ be patient. let them make the first move. ”

“ it is so good to see you again. ”

( as requested by the lovely @zalemoonshadow )

❝You aren’t looking so hot.❞ 

❝Maybe you should sit down.❞

❝I think I need to sit down.❞

❝Just take it easy today.❞

❝No – no. We’re going home, right now.❞

❝Can we leave?❞

❝You just threw up 3 times, you’re not fine!❞

❝I’m fine. I think I’m done now.❞

❝Just let me take care of you. Why are you so stubborn?❞

❝We’re going to the pharmacy and then we’re going home.❞

❝My stomach isn’t feeling so great.❞

❝I think my stomach is trying to digest itself.❞

❝I think I just need some sleep.❞

❝Will you stay with me tonight?❞

❝I don’t want to get you sick.❞

❝You’re gonna get me sick!❞

❝Holy shit, you’re burning up.❞

❝I can’t stop sweating.❞

❝I can’t stop shivering.❞

❝Are you ever not sick?❞ 

❝How the hell are you still conscious right now? Your temp is almost 104.❞

❝Urgent care or ER? Those are your two options. We’re not staying here.❞

❝Do you want some tea?❞

❝I made you some tea.❞

❝I’m losing my voice.❞

❝I couldn’t get any sleep last night, I can’t breathe out of my nose.❞

❝Oh my god, you sound like Roz from Monsters Inc!❞

❝Bathroom. Now.❞

❝Bed. Now.❞

❛ some people are so good at disappearing that you start to doubt your memories that they were ever there. ❜ 

❛ how do you say goodbye to someone who was never there? ❜

❛ i don’t want a world without pain, or loss. i just want them to mean something. ❜

❛ there are some people who believe a photo captures their soul. ❜

❛ if you love something let it go. ❜

❛ you were not the first, you will not be the last. ❜

❛ there are some secrets i will take to my grave, but i don’t want loving you to be one of them. ❜

❛ you can still back out before anyone gets hurt. ❜

❛ i said i’d love you forever, and really meant it at the time. i guess that’s my problem. ❜

❛ kindness won’t save anyone. ❜

❛ for a long time i thought i deserved better. but the truth is we both deserve better than this. ❜

❛ i wish there was a word that meant “goodbye” for someone who was already gone. ❜

❛ i never meant to hurt you. you have to believe me. ❜

❛ we’ll always have yesterday. ❜

❛ hope softens the rough edge of every promise. ❜

❛ love is stupid. happiness is admitting we aren’t better than stupid. ❜

❛ you can’t always want what you get. ❜

❛ i wish i had a dollar for every dollar’s worth of work i did. ❜

❛ we are empty inside and hollow. hoping something sweet will make its nest in us. ❜

❛ we’re too far from help. ❜

❛ monsters are even more scary when you see them afraid. ❜

❛ we carry our own loneliness with us. ❜ 

❛ fake happiness beats genuine misery. ❜

❛ they always trust me to be someone who i don’t even want to be. ❜

❛ i cannot see where i want to go, only that i want the going.❜

❛ you are never here. you are always almost there. ❜

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

❛ you lie like a floor tapestry. you’re more crooked than an acrobat’s spine. ❜

❛ i could really make something out of you, if i decided i could trust you. ❜

❛ someday, [name], someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moon will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. and i just hope i’m still around to see it. ❜

❛ now, now, don’t be hard on yourself. physically, you’re quite my match. it’s my scholarly gifts you lack. and my easy fearlessness. and my gift for men/women/people. ❜ 

❛ there’s no freedom quite like the freedom of being constantly underestimated. ❜

❛ you’re gifted with a preternatural talent for the vexation of others. ❜ 

❛ when the quality gets together to dine, it’s impolite to knock anybody off with anything but poison. ❜ 

❛ when you don’t know everything that you could know, it’s a fine time to shut your fucking noisemaker and be polite. ❜

❛ we toast absent friends who helped to bring us to where we are now. we do miss them. and we love them still. ❜ 

❛ what a stupid, reckless, idiotic, ridiculous damn thing to do! i haven’t the words to express my admiration. ❜ 

❛ you’re one-third bad intentions, one-third pure avarice, and one-eigth sawdust. what’s left, i’ll credit, must be brains. ❜ 

❛ hoist a glass or two in memory of us if we don’t come back, love. ❜ 

❛ dammit, [name], i’d jump in the bay and try to blackjack a shark if you wanted, really, but you’d have to tell me how big it was and how hungry it was first. savvy?  ❜ 

❛ we’re so far in the clear it’s comical. ❜ 

❛ we’ll do what we always do — wait for an opening, take it, and fucking well win. ❜ 

❛ we miss [name] already, and we wish him/her/them well. ❜ 

❛ we have a new problem, fresh from the oven and hot as hell. ❜

❛ i’m harmless as a kitten. more so! kittens have claws and piss on things indiscriminately. ❜ 

❛ your calculations are off. this merits a triple fuckdamn, at least. ❜

❛ i’m not as reckless as i used to be. you know, when i was little. ❜

❛ next time i conceive a plan like this, consider planting a hatchet in my skull. ❜ 

❛ you’ve got that motherly concern in your eyes. i must look like i’m hammered as shit. ❜

❛ actually, you look like you were executed last week. ❜ 

❛ keep hitting. you just keep hitting. i can take it all day. you just keep…hitting me…until…[name] gets back! ❜ 

❛ i’m fit and i’m angry, and i’m obviously crazy. anything could happen. ❜

❛ it must be nice to be righteous ; from where i stand it looks like fucking lunacy. ❜

❛ the years play a sort of alchemical trick, transmuting one’s mutterings to a state of respectability. give advice at forty and you’re a nag. give it at seventy and you’re a sage. ❜ 

❛ you can’t help being young, but it’s past time that you stopped being stupid. ❜

❛ if reassurances could dull pain, no one would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes. ❜

❛ i ache in places i didn’t previously realize i owned. ❜ 

❛ i’m going to put that fucker in the dirt as deeply as any man who’s ever been murdered, ever since the world began. ❜ 

❛ if you could slay him/her/them now, with little more strength in you than a half-drowned kitten, why, i’d put you in a basket and carry you to him/her/them myself. ❜ 

❛ i’d like your aid. and if i don’t get it, well, to hell with you. i’ll come out with what i need anyway. ❜  

❛ it’s strange, how readily authority can be conjured with nothing but a bit of strutting jackassery. ❜  

❛ the difference between honest and dishonest commerce is that when an honest man or woman of business ruins someone, they don’t have the courtesy to cut their throat to finish the affair. ❜

❛ i don’t have to fight or run. i changed the rules of the game. ❜

❛ it would be quicker and easier for you to simply dig your own grave and take your ease in it until your inevitable transition to a more quiet state of affairs! ❜ 

❛ i am the king/queen idiot of all the world’s fucking idiots. ❜ 

❛ justice is red. ❜ 

❛ promise me that if you ever find [name], you’ll— ❜ 

❛ every man and woman and child here tonight is only alive because i have a soft fucking heart. ❜ 

❛ [name]. my brother/sister/sibling and my friend. ❜ 

❛ quit sobbing, you damn baby. you must have at least a half beer glass of blood left somewhere in there. ❜ 

❛ if what you’re doing was larking about, corpses could get jobs as acrobats. ❜ 

❛ gods, i’m the one with his/her/their arm slashed open and his/her/their shoulder punched in, and you’re over there moping. enough! ❜

❛ you’re a greater friend than i ever could have imagined before i met you. ❜

❛ i owe you my life too many times over to count. ❜

‘ did you get any sleep last night? ’

‘ you need rest. ’

‘ you talk in your sleep. ’

‘ it’s four in the morning. why are you still up? ’

‘ i’ll be right here when you wake up. ’

‘ every time i close my eyes, i see it. over and over again. ’

‘ wake up! it’s only a dream! ’ 

‘ i have tea. will that help you sleep? ’ 

‘ i’m so tired… but i have to stay awake. ’

‘ it was just a dream? ’

‘ you need a nap. ’

‘ time for bed. no ifs, ands, or buts. ’

‘ it was just a dream. ’

‘ don’t worry. i’ll keep the monsters away tonight. ’

‘ if you don’t get some sleep soon, you’ll make yourself sick. ’

‘ you haven’t slept in days. do you want to talk about it? ’

‘ i had a bad dream. is it okay if i sleep in here? ’

‘ i’ll go to bed when i’m ready, so fuck off. ’

‘ i’m. not. sleepy. ’

‘ you’ll feel better after a good night’s sleep. ’

‘ could you stay with me – just until i fall asleep? ’

‘ there’s no one else here. it was all a bad dream. ’

‘ you’re spilling milk all over the table. ’ 

“please, don’t take this the wrong way.”

“know that we’ll still have each other.”

“tell me we’re doing the right thing.”

“you know what i was gonna say.”

“i don’t give a shit what happened.”

“everything is so confusing. i don’t know.”

“sorry. i didn’t mean what i said.”

“you really don’t have to keep apologising.”

“i hate knowing we have to hide.”

“it’s not your fault. don’t blame yourself.”

“this is all out of our control.”

“i think i’m going crazy without you.”

“what am i supposed to say to that?”

“we need to talk. call me.”

“i can’t sleep because of all this.”

“how much more must i be hurting?”

“i’m not the person i once was.”

“c’mon you know it’s not like that.”

“what about all of this is funny?”

“tell me you don’t feel the same.”

“you always seem to make me speechless.”

“you left me here all by myself.”

“is this all a joke to you?”

“please look at me.”

“is s/he really just a friend?”

“i’m just disappointed.”

“you know i’m not like that.”

“don’t give me space. that’s the last thing i want with you.”

“i know you still love me.”

“i can’t think straight with you.”

“why are you so stubborn?”

“don’t do this here.”

“trust me on this.”

“please don’t misunderstand me.”

“you… you never had a problem with it before.”

“i know i shouldn’t be here.”

“what do you mean by that?”

“you deserve more.”

“can you just kiss me? one last time? that’s all i ask.”

“i’m scared.”

“i swear i’ll do things different this time.”

“s/he’s beautiful. i hope s/he makes you happy.”

“i want to believe you, i do.”

“not everyone is going to hurt you.”

“i’m… i’m trying. i really am.”

“i can’t sleep.”

“how long will this go on for?”

“can i hug you?”

“do you ever mean the things you say?”

“you won’t understand.”

“you’re making me think that what they told me about you was right.”

is there a muse that you wish gets more attention?

if you HAD to choose, who’s your favorite muse?

which muse is the trickiest to get into character for?

is there a muse that not a lot of people roleplay with?

if you HAD to choose, who’s your least favorite muse?

which one of your muses have you been playing the longest?

which one of your muses has the most ships?

what is each of your muses otps? notps?

why were you drawn to each one of your characters?

which muse is the most fun to write for?

is there another muse you’ve been thinking of adding or writing for? who?

what is something everyone should know about your muses before interacting?

what’s a weird headcanon you have for each of your muses?

which muse has the most aus or verses?

can you sort your muses from youngest to oldest?

which muse is most willing to fight another muse?

do your muses get along with each other?

would you ship any of your muses together? who?

for each muse, is there a character you wish had a blog so you could interact with them?

have you ever considered making a multimuse/is it easier having a multimuse?

which muse is the most problematic towards other muses?

which muse is most likely to make new friends?

which muses’ fandom do you like the best?

is there someone playing the same muse/s as you and you really look up to them?

which muse do people send the most asks for?

which muse is most likely to have kids?

is there a rule that someone keeps breaking for your muses?

can you sort your muses from weakest to strongest?

which muse are you considering deleting?

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World Views/Experiences †: Did they come from a religious family/culture? ☩: Do they practice any sort of religion? If so, is it the same as their family’s? 📿: Have they ever had a supernatural experience? 💣: Did they ever get caught in a situation because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time? ✨: What motivates them? Is it a deep rooted passion/motivation, or is it something they struggle with from time to time? 💊: Have they ever dabbled in drugs? If so, what kinds? ☣: Have they ever been severely ill? If so, did it leave an effect on their overall health in the long run? 💉: Do they suffer from any sort of chronic illness or bodily fragility? ✪: Have they ever let a rare opportunity slip them by?

Locations 🔅: What’s a place that holds special meaning to them? Why? 💧: Are there any places they avoid? If so, why? 🔥: What’s a place that left them motivated in some fashion? 💋: Where did they have their first kiss? Do they remember who it was with? 🌟: Do they have any places they want to go before they die? For what reasons do they want to go there? 🌙: Where is the most unusual place they’ve fallen asleep at?