Living Light

a thrilling saga of shit i’ve heard while visiting a haunt with my friend, with the occasional moment of my own commentary and things that actors said. may include nsfw material. feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.!

“ new york is so weird. ”

“ i hadn’t realized the street sign had changed, so i thought the taxi had stopped so a pigeon could cross the street. ”

“ you can never tell with some taxis. ”

“ never said i was a smart person. ”

“ all i know is monster acting and horror puns. ”

“ watch your head– that means duck. ”

“ i have a single braincell at all times, sir/ma’am. ”

“ i don’t have to duck, i’m too small! ”

“ some of us only have one braincell at all times! ”

“ does your candle ever just die? ‘cause same, bruh. ”

“ it helps that they have more lights on, 'cause it’s spooky. ”

“ finally, someone loves me! ”

“ i think i peed a little bit, and i need a pharmacist. ”

“ i’m glad i wasn’t just trippin’. ”

“ i don’t like that, all of a sudden, careless whisper is in my head. ”

“ that girl/guy is…very talented. ”

“ (name)– bitch, don’t leave me behind! ”

“ stop being so short! ”

“ i’m sorry that it’s my genetics! ”

“[ startled ] you’re very talented. ”

“ uh-oh, sisters! ”

“ i found (name), (name)! ”

“ that’s (name)’s mama! ”

“ i can’t hear for shit. ”

“ the others will take care of you. ”

(creepy lullaby voice) “ when the blazing sun is gone, when the nothing shines upon, though i know not what you are, twinkle twinkle little star– ”

“ someone’s not having a good time. ”

“ oh boy, claustrophobia tunnels. ”

“ what are you doing in here? ”

“ i don’t know, (name), i just wanted to fight, man! ”

“ what are you guys doing in here? ”

“ i’m looking for cupcakes! ”

“cupcakes? you know, i’m the cupcake person around here! ”

“ sometimes you just gotta find a bunch of jars and heads. ”

“ ruh-roh, rhaggy. ”

“ would you do it for a scooby snack? ”

“ are you ready for dinner? ”

“ i gotta make sure you know what you’re getting yourself into, alright? are you ready to BE dinner? ”

“ alright! i like your style! ”

“ come on this way, this is what we’re gonna do. we’re gonna send you through the tenderizer, alright? then we’re gonna make sure you’re seasoned and ready to go. then i’m gonna dice up and eat out your hearts, alright? ”

“ —spicy! ”

“ you won’t feel a thing! ”

“ you shouldn’t have said that, now we have to find out how properly marinated you are! ”

“ surprisingly, this is the lowest my heart rate has been all day. ”

“ that was a real pain to get through. ”

“ go go, power rangers! ”

“ look, it’s sharita repulsa! ”

“ ’go go go’, isn’t that what you said? ”

“ sucks to suck for that guy. ”

“ so, um– can i eat your face? ”

“ yeah, i don’t really like it, so you can have it if you want. ”

“ would you like to join us and become part of the menu, perhaps? ”

“ —-jinkies! ”

“ ‘jinkies’? what does that mean? is that a magic spell? ”

“ is that a magic spell? ”

“ yeah, i am a witch, so– ”

“ okay, cool, works for me, let’s go. ”

“ this is the playground, how do you like it? ”

“ don’t mind the waste, it’s perfectly safe. ”

“ my daddy was a clown, my mama was a witch. it was a little bit of a shock to both of them when they found out. ”

“ wow, which one do you take after more, the clown or the witch? ”

“ which one do you take after more? ”

“ my dad, the clown. ”

“ perfect, you’ll fit right in! ”

“ i don’t know what i am, really. ”

“ you don’t know what you are? ”

“ you can always just /choose/ to be a clown. ”

“ we can convert you tonight! ”

“ another clown always said i was kinda funny-looking. ”

“ i never said i was a fast clown, now. ”

“ you ever just get whacked in the face with plastic tubes? ”

“ do you think i could cut off your toes and deep fry like chicken nuggets? ”

“ i know words– sometimes. ”

“ the floor breathes. ”

“ hiya, (name), what a nice boat! do you want it back? you’ll float too! ”

“ we’re in the endgame now, boys. ”

“ sounds like we’ve got newcomers. ”

“i’m supposed to be this hero, but i don’t know what the hell i’m doing.”

“just remember who your friends and who your enemies are.”

“you can’t do this. you don’t have the fight, you never have.”

“my superpower is reading people. watching them when they think they’re alone. i see people for who they really are.”

“why have average when you can have extraordinary?”

“if i’m gonna make a difference, i just feel more comfortable doing it on a smaller scale.”

"i know a little about a lot of things.” 

“never let them see you like this.”

"just ‘cause you fall on your ass doesn’t mean you have to stay there.”

"since when did "hopeful” and “naive” become the same thing?”

“you need to unclench your asshole.”

“i can do whatever the fuck i want.”

"pardon my french: fuck those fuckers.” 

"you tell anyone what you saw or heard here today, and i’ll cut your hands off and shove them so far up your ass, your fingers’ll give us a little wave out your throat, yeah?”

“when they’re apart, they’re absolute fucking rubbish. but, you put them together, they’re the goddamn fucking spice girls.”

“sometimes you get further with people by treating them like people.”

“i really did want to make a difference. i really did care. i was just like you.”

“i started giving pieces of myself away and i guess i gave away everything.”

“you see, i know your secret.”

“you’re not a bad person. just a scared one.”

“what have you got to lose that you ain’t already lost?”

“i figured if you wait around long enough, two plus two equals nasty.”

“here’s the truth. anyone who tells you they know the answers is lying.”

“you know, i managed to go my whole life without seeing someone die horribly, and now i’m up to about a half dozen, so i think i’m good.”

“we’ll cross that bridge when we burn it.”

“in a partnership, there is give and there is take.”

“i should’ve done a lot more stuff. because there is nothing up there. there’s nobody in the sky watching over us. not anybody. it’s all just lies.”

“i don’t know if they really want you to be a hero. i think they just want you to look like one.”

“he is too much of an asshole to die.”

“fuck this world for confusing nice with good. be a bitch if you want. be whatever. just drop the mask once in a while. feels good. you can finally breathe.”

“[name], how is it possible that you’re dumber than you look?”

“[name], you’ve done a murder. comparatively speaking, this will be a piece of cake.”

“we didn’t bring him here for a fucking happy meal.”

“i’ve got my phone linked to the ‘find your shithead friends’ app.”

“i just had to pop down to the shop. i was running a bit low on ‘mind your own fucking business’.”

“you know something? on my first day, I, uh … well, i felt like a fraud. but the good news is, everybody feels that way.”

“you ever touch me again, i will burn your eyes out. understand me?”

“wou know how you have this… image of yourself? like, i thought i was strong. you know? like, made of steel. a fighter.”

“uf you’re the fucking reason i can’t finish that vermont country dollhouse, i will fucking end you.”

“you are dispensable, which means you answer to me.”

“you’ve been walking around for months like you want to kick my ass. so do it already.”

“i can be that person that nobody thinks is awesome, but it turns out, they’re kind of fucking awesome.”

“i’m sorry but we’re not anything.”

“my nana’s your biggest fan.”

“not even [name] would have dared to try and pull this kind of shit.”

“shouldn’t we all just be competent at our jobs?”

“we can do whatever we want and no one can stop us. that is a good feeling. a really good feeling.”

“you need to get the fuck out of my house.”

“you were right. i’m not gonna get bored and move on. i’m not going anywhere.”

“life isn’t actually a pr strategy. you can say what you think.”

“pippi longstocking would bite a d, that’s for damn sure.”

“you write all women as either unknowable hitchcock bitches or michael bay fuck dolls. i mean, i get that a lifetime of jerking off to transformers didn’t exactly make you popular with the ladies, but a little effort would be nice.”

“i don’t think we have to damage control your fuck up.”

“look at you. my girl.”

“nobody likes almond joy. – jeffrey dahmer. that’s it. he’s the only one.”

“jesus christ! those are like the three worst candy bars in the history of candy. that’s it, you’re sick in the brain.”

“i’m wanted and you’re kind of super famous.”

“he’s an actor who didn’t lie to my face everyday.”

“don’t lie to me, not again.”

“she was already dead when i blew her up.

“my son is the furthest fucking thing on this planet to a normal little boy.”

“this is a moment. girls get it done.”

“there is just no putting the toothpaste back in the tube.”

“mom says being lonely makes you know yourself better.”

“i just want you to think about me when you are getting your skin peeled off your face, bitch.”

“you don’t fuck with the money. you never fuck with the money.”

“you’re my second wind.”

“it doesn’t matter who made us, or how we got here, the point is we are here. together. family. you guys, you are my real family.”

“oh, is it so hard to believe that i want you two to be happy? and in love? honestly [name], i am really, really happy for you.”

“the hate that you carry and the warpath that you’re on, it started so long before me.”

“we can’t afford to feel good or to feel safe or to let our guard down.”

“we’re all alone. that’s the truth.”

“i don’t need anyone but myself.”

“you’re so special, that most special man on the planet. everybody loves you. everybody. their love is your strength.”

“where’s the closest atm?”

“you let your canary die, how you gonna know when you’ve gone too far?”

“you know what i thought? i thought who fucking cares?”

“fuckin’ diabolical.”

Tandy groaned, coming to the conclusion at the same time as him. Hunting down serial killers wasn't fun, not that any of their work was fun, there was always a lingering sense of needing to hurry because one more minute could be all the next victim had.

“Let’s have a look, shall we?” Spidey crouched down to one knee, examining the crime scene. To say that the knife work on this victim that had been done was sickeningly appalling would’ve been the understatement of the year. You definitely couldn’t save everybody, but seeing victims like this die at the hands of serial killers and devout murderers really sent a chill up his spine all the while blood boiling at the same time. “Most of my bad guys in my rogues gallery usually don’t engage in petty alleyway murders, but if there was one guy I had to guess, it would probably be Cletus Kasady.”

Tandy sighed. She didn’t like the idea of dealing with that particular sicko, but morally she couldn’t just leave this be. “I haven’t heard of him switching hosts,” which didn’t mean he hadn’t but it felt like something that should have been noticeable if it happened. Brutal murders rarely went entirely unnoticed and if someone new had Carnage they’d probably start off with a bang. Then again if it had happened while she and Ty were focused on something they might just have missed the memo. “You know Spidey, working with you always makes me appreciate that me and Cloak mostly handle ordinary street crimes.”

Physical prompts based around some of my favorite tropes / physical actions in threads. Send this   + reverse   to change which muse does which action.

tw for implied violence in some

❰❰ PIN ❱❱ sender pins receiver during a fight/training

❰❰ HURT ❱❱ sender is hurt protecting receiver

❰❰ CARRY ❱❱ sender carries receiver bridal style

❰❰ LIFT ❱❱ sender carries receiver over their shoulder

❰❰ MEDIC ❱❱ sender bandages receiver’s wounds

❰❰ SUPPORT ❱❱ sender comforts receiver after a loss / traumatic event

❰❰ THREAT ❱❱ sender holds a weapon up to receiver as a threat

❰❰ SAVE ❱❱ sender saves receiver’s life

❰❰ CRY ❱❱ sender cries in front of receiver

❰❰ DANCE ❱❱ sender invites receiver to slow dance

❰❰ HAND KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the hand or wrist

❰❰ CHEEK KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the cheek

❰❰ HEAD KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the forehead

❰❰ EMBRACE ❱❱ sender embraces receiver

❰❰ HANDS ❱❱ sender’s fingers graze the receiver’s fingers

❰❰ CUDDLE ❱❱ our muses cuddle

❰❰ BED ❱❱ our muses share a bed

❰❰ BRUSH ❱❱ sender plays with / brushes receiver’s hair

❰❰ GAZE ❱❱ our muses make extended eye contact

❰❰ ALMOST ❱❱ our muses almost kiss but don’t or are interrupted before they do

❰❰ ARGUE ❱❱ sender ends an argument with receiver with a kiss

❰❰ ARM ❱❱ sender puts their arm around receiver

❰❰ PULL ❱❱ sender pulls receiver close to them

❰❰ BACK ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the back

❰❰ SHOULDER ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the shoulder

❰❰ LEAN ❱❱ sender leans against receiver

❰❰ CARESS ❱❱ sender caresses the receiver’s cheek

❰❰ HAIR ❱❱ sender pushes receiver’s hair away from their face

❰❰ TILT ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver’s chin with their hand

❰❰ CHIN ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver’s chin with their weapon

❰❰ LEG ❱❱ sender’s leg touches the receiver’s leg under the table

❰❰ FOOD ❱❱ sender feeds the receiver

❰❰ WALL ❱❱ sender pushes the receiver against a wall

❰❰ FREE ❱❱ sender frees the receiver from restraints

❰❰ TACKLE ❱❱ sender hugs the receiver so hard they almost fall over / do fall over

❰❰ DYING ❱❱ sender finds the receiver near death

Cloak & Dagger Season 2 episode posters.