Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS”

“Stop listening to Christmas music.”

Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”

“Stop trying to dress up the dog as a snowman.”

Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”

Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS”

“Stop listening to Christmas music.”

Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”

“Stop trying to dress up the dog as a snowman.”

Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

You better watch out

You better watch out

Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS”

“Stop listening to Christmas music.”

Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”

“Stop trying to dress up the dog as a snowman.”

Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”

Netflix And Chill

Now get ready for

Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS”

“Stop listening to Christmas music.”

Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”

“Stop trying to dress up the dog as a snowman.”

Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”

In honor of the season, I have decided to bring back my best Christmas story. 

18+ absolutely!  Art by my dearest @caffiend-queen​

All Loki and I want for Christmas is reblogs.  

Loki and Nora normally get along beautifully but when trauma causes him to become to over-protective she decides to return to Chicago for the holidays without him.

Thor heard raised voices coming from Nora’s library almost as soon as he boarded his brother’s massive ship, despite the great distance between where the Bifrost had left him on the deck and the hold that had been lovingly made over for his sister-in-law’s comfort.

Needless to say Thor at first made the logical, experience-based assumption that Loki and his wife were making love.  At the top of their lungs. As always.

For a moment he planned to seek out Charles, his brother’s excellent demon valet, for cookies and ale for him to while away the next few hours until they were finished, yet as he walked towards the galley he noticed there was something in the pitch and speed of their voices to give him pause.  

Despite himself, Thor started moving towards the sounds, trying to make out their voices and what was being shouted, fully prepared to be traumatized if his new assumption was wrong and they were, in fact, making the beast with two backs.

Or, because of Loki’s ability to make clones, any number of backs.

Yet when he leaned casually toward the doors to listen, it was clearly an argument.

Then Thor stood straight up, hand covering his mouth, eyes so wide he could feel them bugging.

It was not an argument.  Or a disagreement. Or a debate.  

Loki and Nora were having a fight.  An ugly, screaming, profanity laden, honest to Bor fight!

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

The light is green.