the sequel to oxford

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

I've always thought it'd be fun to have a geo-fenced app like yikyak specifically for anonymously texting the drivers around you on the highway. There would be no downsides.

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

the guy from the bible

this is actually neji hyuga from naruto.

Its really weird naruto ripped off neji hyuga from the bible so directly like why even?

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

Smoking that shit that blows your nuts clean off.

do u remember when the wider feminist position on gendered sport was that we should abolish it, and that women's accomplishments can be measured side by side (& indeed, neck and neck) with men's? what the fuck happened to that? (*whispering* i know what happened. it was the terf movement.)

YANK is an excellent word. Not only does it refer to the noble and ancient art of cranking one out, but it can also be used to disparage USAmericans.