이은아

*immediately regrets asking, because obviously m all three*

“Gnats are easy to squish. I am not.

Why would you want to go to it anyway? Seems a little out of your ‘groups’ list of frequent activities.”

It’s lovely that you think so.

Or something. As long as we have food we behave, most of the time. 

How is white dude? Is the ninja training completed?

Food is always number one priority at any party. I think this should be a gang rule, yes. I will take it to vote.

“You almost sound surprised. Maybe they didn’t want things ruined.”

Brave words to come from a gnat. 

Sunny: I have gift for you.

Sunny: Euna sends job for Sunny, Sunny sends gift for Euna.

Euna: I know how much you enjoy to hurt the Irish. I thought you might as well make money, too!

“Thank you for the help then, Euna. It’s appreciated greatly. You’ll find that I can in fact be trusted.”

You better hope so. Crossing Sunny is not a good idea.

“I’ve been away for the greater of a few months. Look like not everyone sticks around to wait for your return in that case. So I’m making new alliances and doing things my way You can either be assured I have the money and give you guys some fun, or I can find someone else who would happily rip the Irish to shreds.”

If you can pay, then I have...friend. She might be able to help you. I will give you her number, but make sure you tell straight away you got it from me. Euna. She does not play well with strangers.

…. Please tell me that second half was a joke?

Of course is joke. I want them all to burn in a fire.

Who are you?

“My problems aren’t top priority and I’m tired of waiting. I’m not going to rest easy in this city until I know they’ve suffered.”

Honorable. Also foolish.

How you expect me to believe you have money to pay us, but no people loyal enough to act for you?

“I’m not saying it will totally eradicate the problem, but it’s a start. At least those poor woman will have a chance at normal lives now.”

Makes very little difference to the girls they will find to replace them.

They deserved to be inside these burning buildings. Russians got off easy. Next time they will not.

“What? No. That was incredibly rude. I understand the situation just fine.”

You think a raid on a couple of brothels makes this problem disappear? Would be like killing you to raise the average city IQ. Drop in ocean...