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@sallyscience
So I just got a $900 bill for my whole mammogram/biopsy ordeal last month. So I get to spend money I don’t have for the privilege of wondering if I might have been really sick. Fun!! 🙄
And here’s the thing: I have insurance. “Good” insurance, through my job. Know what this whole thing would’ve cost without insurance? TWELVE THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS.
Friends, my flabbers are gasted. What the fuck.
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more happenings from the premiere
i made some bullshit
So my dad (who read the book on my recommendation and supposedly liked it) made sure to tell me how much he didn’t like the Project Hail Mary movie ☹️ I swear to God this man has zero taste and the attention span of a fruit fly.
“I didn’t like the flashback stuff” Bro that was literally how the book was structured.
“He was kind of a goofy professor I guess” yeah dude that’s literally who Ryland Grace is.
That’s the last time I recommend anything to him 🙄
The swagful Dr. Grace
That watch is the reason he rides a bike to work.
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My contribution of PHM fanart that took me so much longer to finish than I wanted
Y’all my biopsy was negative!!! Just a fibroadenoma.
Holy shit. I was literally panic-spiraling yesterday. Now I feel a bit foolish for worrying so much.
Anyway, modern medicine rocks, science is awesome, and thank God for extra-careful radiologists.
Get your cancer screenings folks - take care of yourselves 🩷
Ryland made those video logs for Stratt like
So yeah, if anybody thought I was annoying about Ryland Grace before, I’m about to make him my whole personality now that I’ve finally seen the movie 🤣🤣🤣
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Okay guys, I finally watched it. That was fucking delightful. It felt a tiny bit rushed in places, but I can't remember the last time a movie left me smiling like this did.
😍
Sending love to anyone who is just… tired.
Of the bills. The responsibility. The emotional labor. The constant pressure of trying to make life work for themselves and the people they love.
Be gentle with yourself. The caregiver deserves care, too.
RYAN GOSLING as HOLLAND MARCH + ANGOURIE RICE as HOLLY MARCH
➤• THE NICE GUYS (2016) DIR. SHANE BLACK
Health/cancer talk coming up:
Okay so I have to get this out somewhere, I got mammogram/ultrasound results back and I have 3 masses, 1 of which is “moderate” suspicion for cancer. I almost passed out, y’all. I know I’m *probably* fine (statistically speaking) but I’m terrified. I’m not telling my parents what the results said until after my biopsy next week because they’ll lose their minds worrying. I had to go hug my dog because holy fuck, this process has been the most stressful month of my life.
What pisses me off is that I had to *google* what malignant vs benign masses look like and how they’re described in results. And that other masses that are “probably” benign need 6-month follow ups. I saw the damn radiologist after my ultrasound and he explained NONE of this to me.
If anybody’s got positive thoughts or reassurances to spare, maybe send a few my way? 😬
I swear to God, I am going to wring this client’s neck with my bare hands.
Because wtf do you MEAN you emailed my boss complaining about how I’m handling your contracts when it’s because you can’t figure out how to submit them properly. We have DOZENS of other clients who figured this out.
Like what in the holy fuck does “they are using AI so we need language around that” actually MEAN. I asked you clarifying questions because you’re the one managing the contract, you absolute fuckwit.
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Middle-aged friends: has anyone else’s parents started badgering you about getting a colonoscopy? 🤣🤣 Because my dad simply will not shut up about it 🤣 like, bro sent me a picture of the page with his results. While I was at work.
Like, I have a biopsy in a few weeks, can I at least get through this and find out if I have breast cancer or not before you nag me?
Also, what’s it like having parents who are normal? 🤣
Very much blows my mind when people infantilise Doctor Ryland Grace, a man who canonically told someone they were a waste of carbon (ie kys fucken lmao), took mystery pills (presumably in college) from strangers, literally got into a bitching match seconds after meeting Dr Lokken and ignored Armando when he woke up in favour of getting fucking drunk
