Where you go, I go

Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like “if you think you might lose, avoid doing that”, “being outnumbered is bad generally”, and “consider lying.”

My personal favourite is his lengthy lecture on the subject of Supplies Being Very Important I Cannot Stress Enough The Importance Of Protecting Your Supply Lines But Also Supply Lines Are Expensive As Shit So Steal The Enemy’s Supplies At Every Opportunity. 

One of the more important things to consider about any historical work is the audience it was published for. The Art Of War was aimed at fancy nobles high on philosophy with little practical military experience who were nonetheless leading armies.

Sun Tzu, after desperatly trying to explain extremely basic logic to a bunch of upper-class twits, basically sat down and wrote the most elaborate “As per my last email” ever

the art of war is tedious and irritating when you read it as like, immortal prose by the most brilliant man ever to kick ass. but it’s incredibly fucking funny when you realize that sun tzu had to write every single one of those entries because someone somewhere did not know this ahead of time and made a really, really expensive oopsie doodles.

this was the glass jar guy verbatim

I'm afraid to ask.. what happened? 😬

Fuck this is so disgusting

This post is a fucking Pandora's box of awful

Oh my God. This gets worse every time I see it!

This is why I live alone. I don’t want to be remembered as a murderer, and I’d kill each and every one of these jerks.

In order to test how vulnerable San Francisco would be to a bioweapon attack, they attacked San Francisco with a bioweapon

It was great when this came out. It was different to the usual dross Hollywood horror films, the conventions of which everybody is/was long sick of. They took a punt on a low budget film that did things differently, and it worked. Many people were scared by it.

David Cleary!

Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it's a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.