loukoman

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

due to inflation the answer to life the universe and everything is now 48

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills

where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*

I hate learning about instances of "oh yeah we know how to do that, we just don't".

THIS IS SO TRUE

i feel like i'm going Italian

*insane

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs