It Took A Turin For The Worse

This is all the Toronto blue jays fault

Did you hear about that thing nobody cares about and sucked?

theon is literally the greatest fictional character of all time which is #awesome because george doesn’t even seem to fuck with him like that for real. only makes it better because that’s typical theon 5ever he doesn’t even appeal to the man who made him. really incredible stuff here.

forget age gaps or differences in rank or whatever the most potently dangerous power dynamic in any relationship is "people like you more than me"

genuinely nothing is more corrosive to love, respect, or trust than the insecurity of forever being second and last in line. of always being the plus one but never invited; always tolerated on their behalf but never wanted on your own. of knowing that nobody's jealousy or admiration is about you at all, only your place at their side. you tell them that you feel like you only exist when you're with them, and they laugh, charmed, but it isn't a figure of speech. it's not enough that they love you best if everyone else loves them better.

a lot of the people at this funeral seem to have a “noble savage” view of grandpa

theon is the character of all time because the idea of your father’s failed rebellions hanging over your head the entire time you’re a prisoner of war and being so motivated by your desperate need to find belonging with him and your people, that you attempt your own rebellion that leads to you becoming a prisoner once again is probably the most gut wrenching outcome possible. forced to hear of your surrogate ‘family’ dying, feeling the immense guilt for it, forced to think that maybe you didn’t have it so bad because while ned stark was your gaoler from the age of 10 at least he didn’t have you emaciated, eating rats and getting sexually abused. forced to reckon with the suffering from your adolescence that became second nature with every disregarding word, every indifferent action, from the people who held you hostage but were also your friends. man.

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy