Lothar The Barbarian

It gets amazing

I KNOW YOURE IN THERE YOU SON OF A BITCH

I've gotten used to describing public bathrooms to my blind bestie on our way in, but this would be so helpful for times when she's alone! it's no harder than printing any other sign for the door, this should absolutely be standard! And the map would be useful not just for blind people but for other people who have trouble orienting or changing direction and need to know in advance which way to turn once they enter, for people who have a hard time in unfamiliar spaces for whatever reason, even just for abled people who can guess where the line is instead of walking in and having to weave their way around to find the end of the line.

When i dated a blind girl i would just straight up check bathrooms first (provided they were empty) and if they werent empty i would check the mens restroom and give her the layout assuming it was the same or mirrored depending on how close the doors were

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

She was dimmadone with his dimmashit

I think the correct term is dimmadone with his dimmadung

Erykah Badu!!???!

You should see the males

okay who broke the coffee machine?? that's the 5th one this month!

“It was…already broken.”

It was retrograde, get a drip pot instead. Like at lowes.

“I’ll…keep that in mind. Thank you.”

No problem. (My hot water tank, the freezer and an ac went out in the last month 😞 ) 😂

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

Oh shit i stand corrected

Send me the link you coward

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

We live in a socie-

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

I remember walking down the street and seeing a sign protesting George W. Bush’s war on Iraq, so I think that.

1992 Los Angeles riots. My family was living in LA, we were actually just preparing to move so it's this weird mess of boxes and burning and my parents being outraged (not surprised) at the outcome of the trial. I feel like that being the first news story I can remember is very on brand since it was my parents who taught me how to protest.

I remember Diana & Charles getting married, bc I remember how big the train on her wedding dress was. I would have been... 3 or 4.

I vaguely remember the Iran-Contra scandal being on TV a lot when I was about 7-8, and it was like, I'm pretty sure I don't have to know about this yet. But somehow I kinda knew about it anyway.

Falling Berlin Wall. The news was part of something passing over my head as the adults talked.

Me when my bak hurts