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ringo starr expanded his famous jewelry collection just over a decade ago by incorporating the famous elf stones which he bought at auction

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

genuinely cannot stop thinking about rocky jerking off or the eridian equivalent sounding not unlike the sounds typically produced by power tools and upstairs neighbours, so grace, who doesn't want to make things awkward by pointing it out because he is a Good Roommate and terminally repressed loser when it isn't overruled by scientific curiosity, not to mention the fact that rocky can literally hear all of his organs 24/7 and only sometimes complains about it (actually a lot less recently, which is kind of strange, but he isn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth. because that would be extremely rude and/or forward in this particular instance.), is like alright, okay, i lived and worked in the city for most of my previous half-remembered life, i can get used to this no problem 🙂‍↕️ and instead pavlovs himself into creating the brand new, totally unique, never before seen in the history of human experience fetish for getting ridiculously, painfully turned on by the sounds of construction work taking place outside one's bedroom window

I don't think the lab is supposed to be used like this

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

I'm reminded of the original Fable where you get negative 50 karma for divorcing... but only negative 5 for murder.

Well now that’s just silly

That’s pretty funny actually

You also lose purity stats for sleeping with prostitutes, but you gain just as many back for using a condom. So nothing happens.

So the bad karma comes from creating a workplace hazard. I can respect that.

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

I, for one, appreciate your passion for liminal spaces and thank you for explaining it to the rest of us.

I get the playgrounds at night because I walk to one that’s near my house at night sometimes and hang out. I always feel like I’m being watched or followed, or rather something out of the ordinary is happening

@ultharkitty

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

Cuntrapposto.

Cuntrapusso

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card