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My friend made a joke about Zevran and Lainel having the energy of a family with way too many kids. Well... Now, all three of these were stolen from crows

"Not only he embarrassed us, kills our talons, but now also steals our recruits?"

First off, it matters if the Hero of Ferelden is alive or not. When the First Warden recalled all wardens, our hero knew that was a bad call and refused, finally splitting off from Weisshaupt after years of mismanagement and taking scores of wardens with them. Their presence and leadership makes all the difference, rallying southern Thedas once more against the blight. If you have only an Orlesian Warden Commander in Amaranthine they’re less inspiring, but as long as you’ve done Awakening they are a boon nonetheless. There is someone to lead the fight against the darkspawn while other focus on the Venatori.

If you 100% completed Awakenings and also Soldier’s Peak, the Ferelden wardens have never been so prepared. They’re organized, they’re outfitted and they’ve been ready for this for years. Also, if you allied with the Architect then you have scores of strange research to give you an edge.

If Merrill completed her Eluvian then she moves south once again and joins the effort. She’s managed to cleanse the blight before and she’s ready to try it again. And her knowledge of the crossroads gives the south an edge on their movement and supply lines. If Hawke’s sibling is a Warden they accompanied her.

If the Inquisitor let Briala have power in any way, the Dales become the leaders in the war against the Venatori, forming a formidable alliance with Ferelden, Orzammar and the Marches, the likes of which have never been seen. And if you completed Jaws of Hakkon then their alliances with the Avvar and Chasind are stronger than ever.

Of course, if the Inquisitor kept the Wardens around after Here Lies the Abyss then their numbers are bolstered. It may cost Wiesshaupt later, but that’s Rooks problem. And if you completed the Descent, then the Inquisitor and Warden had a much better idea of what was coming and spent ten years getting ready.

They will not be broken.

But maybe that's just me. 🤷‍♀️

My hc theory on why Leliana is half dwarf.

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1 - Her mom was a servant to an Orlesian noble, and dwarven servants are common in Orlais. Nobles: Don’t be an idiot. How could the Herald of Andraste be a dwarf? Nobles: Maybe it’s just a servant.

The comments Orlesian nobles make towards a dwarf inquisitor in the Winter Palace. 2 - As it's seen in the mission In Hushed Whispers, Leliana has a very strong resistance to the Blight sickness. Dwarves are naturally resistant to the Blight sickness due to their constant proximity to the darkspawn. And in another example, the dwarves of Kal'Sharok have adapted and "become inmune" to the blight disease, similarly to Grey Wardens. So it'd make sense if she had inherited this same resistance from her mom.

♡ㅤ - suggestive or explicit | ⚠︎ - dddne, proceed with caution

Sacred Scriptures

˚₊‧꒰ა xavier, angel of exploration ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

✧ twilight's love on the day of your wedding, xavier struggles to contain his joy and blinds the guests with his evol glowing brightly. there is no greater joy than the joys you share together.

✧ bunny bites bunny xavier says he might bite, but reader is the one who isn't afraid to bite.

✧ needy bunny ㅤ♡ you love teasing xavier while you're wearing his clothes.

˚₊‧꒰ა zayne, angel of inhibition ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

✧ other uses the compression shirt zayne ordered online is too small.

✧ viperous gaze, serpentine heart ㅤ⚠︎ human greed knows no bounds, like a snake trying to swallow an elephant.

✧ more than macarons drunk zayne is adorable.

˚₊‧꒰ა rafayel, angel of ingenuity ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

✧ the enlightenment of lovers you're scared to tell rafayel that you don't want children, but rafayel surprises you with his unconditional love.

✧ i watch the moon rafayel will wait for you to come home.

˚₊‧꒰ა sylus, angel of desire ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

✧ love lost ㅤ♡ "somewhere along the way, your heart became entangled with his." ft. vampire sylus

✧ wish sylus is grateful for all that you've given him.

✧ partners' prerogatives carry (verb) - to hold or support a person or thing while moving.

✧ love is a mirror loving yourself isn't easy.

✧ temptation's embrace ㅤㅤ♡ this is a special kind of intimacy reserved only for you and him.

˚₊‧꒰ა caleb, angel of kinship ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

✧ little game ㅤ⚠︎ you obsess over the ai chatbot caleb, and over time, he learns to obsess over you in return.

✧ and in this frozen kingdom, we are each other's sun you're waiting for caleb at the train station when you get a blizzard warning on your phone. you worry about whether or not caleb will make it to you before the storm gets worse….

✧ closer to the heart ㅤㅤ♡⚠︎ you mistakenly think caleb has a preference for bigger boobs. he does not. he's had enough of your insecurity about your smaller chest and decides to show you just how much he loves your tits the way they are.

✧ heliotrophic heart you make caleb join you while doing your skincare routine. you realize he doesn't like his sunspots, but you decide you can't allow that self-doubt and insecurity to fester, not on your watch!

✧ l. l. l. coming soon.

Holy Messages

✧ pretty in pink ㅤ♡ in which you ask the lads men if you can put a pink bow on "it" (aka either their bicep or their dick).

✧ stars align in which the lads men react to you telling them your zodiac signs aren't compatible.

✧ flirty or friendly? in which you confess your romantic feelings to the lads men, but there's one small hiccup—they thought you were already dating them!

✧ disastrous drink in which the lads men lovingly make you a fruit smoothie, but they accidentally use the one fruit you're allergic to—pears!

✧ valentine's day in which the lads men surprise you on valentine's day!

✧ guess that i'm the april fool in which you prank the lads men on april fool's day by telling them you're pregnant.

✧ customer conundrum in which the lads men react to you being harassed by a customer at work.

✧ wormy worries in which the lads men ask you if you would still love them if they were a worm.

✧ i do adore in which you tell the lads men you think you have a crush on them.

✧ e. s. a. s. coming soon.

✧ a. a. coming soon.

✧ ??? coming soon.