Orzammar's Okayest Crafts

look all i'm saying is that Leske survives in five out of the six potential origins and that his life in Orzammar is pretty much over and that facing whatever the hell is going on Up There can't be worse than being jobless, traumatized and ostracized even by other casteless in Dust Town and that maybe he could ingratiate himself with a branch of the Carta that doesn't care about what he did or didn't do to Beraht and listen, none here knows how low the hiring standards of House Cadash were like in 9:30 Dragon,

mmmmmayhaps a dwarf warden should have had the whole confrontation with marjolaine turned on its head, with leliana being set on killing her at the start and you having to talk her out of it before the option to just let her go appears. just because. don't mind the suspiciously Tug-shaped elephant in the room

usually I'm very "don't tell me what to do" regarding the implied age of customizable player characters (this fucker I'm piloting for the next sixty or so hours is forty-three at their youngest and the game will have to deal with it) but I've gotta hand it to Dragon Age, the Warden has to be pretty young. Unfortunately "hmm. I wonder what would happen if I put on this dude's armor and pretend to be him while I kick the asses of a bunch seasoned warriors who have been fighting darkspawn longer than I've been alive?" is a deeply twenty years old idea to have 😔

the people at skyhold didn't even know you were about to be named inquisitor they just gathered around because they liked looking at cadash

Happy Pride month to Old Tegrin, without your blue satin shoes she would have never let me hit, legend

Scout Lace Harding was NOT murdering people left and right with a satisfied smirk on her face in her first scene ever and learning both how to fight and making herself as helpful and resourceful as possible because she was a little dwarven girl growing up around human boys and very possibly tracking down and killing a lyrium-addicted Cullen in the streets (and thinking of it as a merciful act) AND carrying one of the strongest parts of veilguard on her back with her arc being all about her rage and how she wants to grapple with it for you all to relegate her to the safe and dull nice girl love interest 🫵 START PONDERING