Orzammar's Okayest Crafts

The sad thing about TES lore is that the dwarves weren't really dwarves. They were just Redditor Elves.

The dwarf(affection) strikes again as I am getting severely distracted by Pathfinder's Greybor. He is posing for the cover of vogue with that handsome squidward look smh you never told me you'd joined the design team

we should have gotten Brosca & Aeducan travelling to Ostagar and staring daggers at each other the entire time and realising they have to work together to stop the Blight and clashing and fighting and challenging each other and wishing the other didn't survive the joining and having to learn how to fight side by side and feeling their jabs gradually lose bite and tentatively sharing a drink while keeping watch at camp and returning to Orzammar and Brosca offering Aeducan condolences for Endrin's death when they clearly don't mean it but still trying and Aeducan awkwardly attempting to say something genuine after what went down with Leske and making everything worse and surviving the Deep Roads together AND MEETING THEIR BABY NEPHEW and never ever confronting the fact that they're now family and they don't mind and going back to fighting and having screaming matches about who's the one who gets to deal the last blow to the Archdemon

i love your blog <3

hello fellow DA dwarf loverrrr. opinions on Lacklon? i'm thinking of watching Absolution purely for him

We all know the Warden(s) are young. Brosca for the "yeah I can fool these people with only my homie as backup" Aeducan "of course I can find the wardens in just my underwear" Mahariel "Those ruins do seem extremely haunted and dangerous..YOLO lets go see what it's about" Cousland "lets play with swords with our tiny nephew what could possibly go wrong" Tabris "imma beat some armoured human that wandered in here" and the mages have Jowan as bff and a very f da templars attitude

Lucanis is not short. I say this as someone medically considered a person with dwarfism due to my height (though I do not actually have dwarfism). Lucanis is around 5'7-5'8 in actuality while in fanon he is about 5'3. Equating shortness in DA humans to dwarfism means that people who are short to you are different enough to be considered a fantasy race, at least that is how it comes off. I think it could be fun to have elves taller than humans and dwarves taller than humans. Because life is diverse. And it would be fun to see a human with dwarfism in dragon age. Even the outwardly appreciate blogs towards short characters and dwarves like your own are not immune to prejudice and ignorance. While there is prejudice online and IRL towards small people and your blog is meant as a reprieve from that, some of your takes aren't helping and are regressive.