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are you tired of the modern world? fed up with the constant selfishness and two-faced bullshit of humanity eating away at your soul? do you long for an escape, a special bliss reserved only for you?
lost soul, your days of despair are over! join me, the great internet angel* misty, as i lead you to enlightenment through the holy scriptures of fan fiction! i shall free you from the cruel shackles of the mortal realm and help you achieve true happiness. if a full-time student and part-time neet like me can reach enlightenment, so can you! paradise is ready and waiting! heed the angel's decree and join now before hell's vicious flames devour you whole!
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Imagine. You arrive at the place you and sylus agreed to meet at, ur both dressed up for this night, and then you see him sitting sipping on a glass of wine so you walk up to him but you act like its your first time meeting yk? Like you walk up and say โhey i saw you from other there if youโre alone iโd love to buy you a drinkโ and he chuckles and plays along saying heโd โlove the companyโ so you guys flirt and ask about each other lives trying to โget to know each otherโ and you give each other teasing touches like he rubs your thigh or you caress the back of his neck/hair if that makes sense and then you both go over to your place and have intercourse๐ฅธ the end
this reminds me of phil and claire in modern family pretending not to know each other on valentine's day i love it
bonus points for sylus placing his hand on your thigh and you lean into his ear like "i'm not sure my husband would appreciate that" and he just smirks cuz well he is your husband and you both have matching wedding bands but are pretending like you don't know each other and he says something like "i have a feeling he wouldn't mind" or smth hehe
oh i love this i love this I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. I NEED TO WRITE A FIC ABOUT IT. OMG. I LOVE YOUR BRAIN. I'M GOING TO SMOOCH YOU. AAAAAAAAAA
someone in the comments wrote "he became so nervous he went stiff" just imagine doing this to sylus in public and his ears turn red under his helmet and he teases you like "you're quite bold in public, sweetie" but his voice is kinda shaky and your touch just has him wanting to pull over on the side of the road and fuck you adjsfdslfkgkl I NEED HIM SO BAD
it has been 5 days since you decided to take a break from the internet and yet it feels as though 800 years have passed. like jellyfishes have started walking naked, sea turtles climb trees, sharks are eating grass for free and i miss you. i have hope you'll return safe and soon, but still i wanted you to know: you never take me to bangladesh... you never cook me sausage on an open flame... never anoint me with oil... never write me a novel... you never poison the mojitos of my enemies. (i really miss you, enjoy your break stress free sweetie, and come back strong only when you feel like coming back)
your loving wife, zee
dearest beloved zee,
indeed, it has been 800 years and jellyfishes have been walking naked everywhere. it's a scandalous sight to behold, but i've returned to take my beloved to bangladesh, to cook her a sausage over an open flame, to anoint her with oil and write her a novel and poison the mojitos of all her enemies! pack your things and prepare the horses. we leave at dawn!
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relieved but also scared they might switch up again later ๐ praying that doesn't happen i honestly don't wanna talk about it anymore i'm going to pretend like it was a bad nightmare i've woken up from...
greetings, disciples! your local internet angel is feeling better and will be back online soon. bless! ๊ฐเฆ( แดอหฌแดอ)เป๊ฑ
i seriously contemplated whether or not i wanted to quit the game and leave the fandom, but i truly do enjoy the characters too much to leave so soon, so i'll continue writing for them for however long i'm interested in them. i have a lot of fic ideas and drafts that i'm still interested in completing.
i'll continue playing the game until my aurum pass runs out and see how the company proceeds from here on out. i won't be spending any more until some improvement is made. i'm also going to limit my interactions with other lads posts for now. i don't really feel like interacting with the fandom beyond my mutuals, comments from readers, or posting my own work at the moment. anything more than that still feels like too overwhelming right now.
i've also missed interacting with moots too. i'll respond to inbox asks in a bit. i've genuinely had fun in my time on this blog so i'd like to continue making fun memories for as long as i can. thank you for your support. bless! ๊ฐเฆเซฎ เพเฝฒแดอ . แดอ เพเฝฒแเป๊ฑ
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*reader is smaller and shorter than xavier + reader calls xavier "baby" and "bunny"
imagine teasing xavier while you're wearing nothing but his hoodie.
the hoodie is baggy on you and hides your figure. the sleeves are long enough to reach past your fingertips. you look so cute and soft in xavier's clothes. for him, what makes it special is the fact that nobody else gets to see you like this except for him. nobody else gets to see you feeling lazy and comfortable enough to just lounge around the apartment all day wearing nothing but his sweater. xavier is the only one you would do that with.
for you, what makes it special is how easy it is for you to tease him when you're dressed like this.
when you climb into his lap with your hands slipping under his shirt and the hoodie riding up your naked thighs, it drives him crazy. xavier's large hands come to rest on your waist, feeling you rolling your hips against him.
"you're so easy, baby, getting hard this quickly. such a needy bunny." you giggle breathlessly, nipping at his ear. "so pathetic."
xavier grasps at the hem of the hoodie, desperate and pleading. he wants to pull off the hoodie and see your body. he wants to feel your skin and trace his hands over your curves. "please, my star, let meโ"
you smile, cheerfully cutting him off. "no."
xavier lets out a high-pitched whine, gripping tightening. he can feel your pussy grinding against his cock through the fabric of sweats, your lips leaving gentle kisses along the column of his throat, occasionally teasing the skin between your teeth like an animal playing with its mate. your hands caressing his stomach and teasing their way up to his chest. you pinch his nipples, making him gasp quietly, rolling and squeezing the hardening nubs between your forefingers and thumbs. "be a good boy for me, and i'll consider it."
xavier whimpers, looking up at you with pleading eyes. you pinch his cheek, laughing.
oh, you're going to have so much fun with him.
not enough femdom reader fics out there imo so i wanted to write a lil smth to add to the pile hehe ty for reading! เซฎ๊ฐ เพเฝฒ >โธโธโธ< เพเฝฒ๊ฑแ โก
sorry i couldnt go into more detail i was procrastinating assignments to write this but now i gotta lock in lol
bunny dividers by @/diviniyae and mdni divider by @/cafekitsune โก masterlist
finally submitted my last assignment for this month, but my next class session starts on monday. i should write but i feel too tired to do anything but rot this weekend...
*reader is smaller and shorter than xavier + reader calls xavier "baby" and "bunny"
imagine teasing xavier while you're wearing nothing but his hoodie.
the hoodie is baggy on you and hides your figure. the sleeves are long enough to reach past your fingertips. you look so cute and soft in xavier's clothes. for him, what makes it special is the fact that nobody else gets to see you like this except for him. nobody else gets to see you feeling lazy and comfortable enough to just lounge around the apartment all day wearing nothing but his sweater. xavier is the only one you would do that with.
for you, what makes it special is how easy it is for you to tease him when you're dressed like this.
when you climb into his lap with your hands slipping under his shirt and the hoodie riding up your naked thighs, it drives him crazy. xavier's large hands come to rest on your waist, feeling you rolling your hips against him.
"you're so easy, baby, getting hard this quickly. such a needy bunny." you giggle breathlessly, nipping at his ear. "so pathetic."
xavier grasps at the hem of the hoodie, desperate and pleading. he wants to pull off the hoodie and see your body. he wants to feel your skin and trace his hands over your curves. "please, my star, let meโ"
you smile, cheerfully cutting him off. "no."
xavier lets out a high-pitched whine, gripping tightening. he can feel your pussy grinding against his cock through the fabric of sweats, your lips leaving gentle kisses along the column of his throat, occasionally teasing the skin between your teeth like an animal playing with its mate. your hands caressing his stomach and teasing their way up to his chest. you pinch his nipples, making him gasp quietly, rolling and squeezing the hardening nubs between your forefingers and thumbs. "be a good boy for me, and i'll consider it."
xavier whimpers, looking up at you with pleading eyes. you pinch his cheek, laughing.
oh, you're going to have so much fun with him.
not enough femdom reader fics out there imo so i wanted to write a lil smth to add to the pile hehe ty for reading! เซฎ๊ฐ เพเฝฒ >โธโธโธ< เพเฝฒ๊ฑแ โก
sorry i couldnt go into more detail i was procrastinating assignments to write this but now i gotta lock in lol
bunny dividers by @/diviniyae and mdni divider by @/cafekitsune โก masterlist
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