Theory of Weirdness

Kids sitcom about a group of friends where all of them are a part of secret magical or superhero based underground society that don’t know about each other and they all think that the others are ignorant normies that they have to protect from their magical shenanigans.

The witch kid, the superhero sidekick, the cryptid hunter, and the half fairy kid are all unknowingly trying to hide the same talking cat from the principal of their school and the talking cat doesn’t tell any of them about each other because it’s currently getting many extra helpings of treats in exchange for its silence.

During the episode where they all find out about each other’s secret lives there’s obviously a slow look over to the cat who’s like “well you never asked. Anyways, completely unrelated but I’ve gotta go.”

As more seasons pass, it's eventually revealed the rich kid who bullies the main cast is secretly child of some dark lord all the societies fear and eventually the bully works with the main cast to defeat them in the series finale or movie

Yeah I’m down for some 8th graders taking down the devil that’s good tv

Yes. Also whenever you ask the talking cat why he can talk he gives you a completely different explanation.

I must emphasize that it’s extremely important that the cat is never properly explained. You can’t even properly reveal if the cat knows why it can talk or not.

friendly reminder that it's most likely that once each link goes back to their own timeline they are gonna have to wait 100-1000+ years after their death and between each new member reuniting in the afterlife to meet another of the chain members again. and that's not even touching on the fact that they will have to wait around 50,000 years after the second last person (Hyrule most likely) to see Wild again even after the other eight reunite.

It's very sad. At least if we assume time passes at the same rate in the afterlife.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

if you dont decouple your drive to create from your desire for attention you will go insane. simple as. you will never feel satisfied b/c you will always want more and you will feel perpetually bitter that you did not get what you are “owed”

It’s an unpopular opinion but it is absolutely and completely true. I’ve never seen someone who creates for engagement happy with the engagement they get. I posit they can’t ever be happy that way because it will NEVER be enough