† I Have Broken A Bone †

need to kms

kiss mad sloppy 💯💪 fuck you thought

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

you have a fetish for being... tied up...? [winces] but how would you move?

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

Is this guy bothering you? cuz I could bother you too but in a different better way

little baby… i’m taking u home with me