I want your gaze to break my bones

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

i lost my shit at the last panel

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Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

worst waking up conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets

IF SHES YOUR GIRL THAN WHY DOES SHE HAVE EYELIDS AND WORKING KNEES

hey can i just ask what the fuck are you posting

IF SHES YOUR GIRL THAN HOW COME SHE BLEEDS IN REVERSE

IF SHES YOUR GIRL WHY IS SHE GROWING STEADILY CLOSER IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR AS I DRIVE DOWN I-91 IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT

IF SHE’S YOUR GIRL THEN HOW COME HER SHOES DON’T TOUCH THE GROUND WHEN SHE WALKS

IF SHES YOUR GIRL HOW COME SHE CAN MOVE EACH ONE OF HER TEETH INDEPENDENT OF EACH OTHER

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years