lordsardine

"which could mean nothing" is one of the most useful phrases to ever enter my lexicon thank you rpf

It’s a tony soprano summer

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i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

so what if we took this simple appealing logo that not only uses our iconic map pin icon, but utilizes our brand colors in a pattern evocative of roads on a map and replaced it with the late 2000s mac rainbow pinwheel after an incident involving a hole punch

they straight up fucked her till she gaped and her makup was smeared,

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry