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eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

source in the BMJ archive: https://www.bmj.com/content/315/7123/1685

i love how many ships there are featuring murders, cannibals, supervillians, w/e that nevertheless fail to hold a problematic candle to house/wilson. I mean like there are characters who have stabbed one another who have a healthier “thing” going on than those two. i don’t think about them often but I see a gifset and I’m like WOW remember the time when house——-

That said, for all the talk of alllll the dramatic fanfiction in the world, no TV show ever went fucking harder than House like… the cancer doctor gets HIS OWN cancer so his soulmate starts a huge fire to stage his death so he could escape jail and go on a shared cross country motorcycle trip which included a gay suicide pact?????? what!!!!!!! I don’t know how many people got to the end of house but that’s literally it! That’s literally how it ends!!!!!!

remember the time Wilson was secretly dosing house with antidepressants “for his own good” so house got him hooked on speed? what the fuck

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Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

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black tortoiseshell with moderate white spotting (calico)

not to be a pedantic hater but i wish tumblr accent wasn't the commonly used term to describe tumblrina typing quirks and phrases bc that is Not an accent it's a dialect!!

what's the difference here?

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

okay actually shout out to the one person who tagged this post Mewtwo, everyone else can go home