lordsardine

not sure why this showed up in my recs. but as someone who isn’t a stranger to political rpf, even if i don’t partake, this is the most rule 34 politician you could possibly do this for

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol