lordsardine

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀