The Mexican Jumping Bean

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

I’ve been here the whole time.

me when im in an Area

That's a guy alright

he's so fucking over there

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

Of course Dr Cheddar doesn't respect them. They don't even have a doctorate. Dr Cheddar outranks them socially.

girls

The most evil person you know is posting about being a people pleaser

The most evil person you know is posting about kindness and compassion and patience

I guess we'll never know.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

explain

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone