Avocados at law

Execs don’t want to do nothing at all because it shows how unneeded they are to the process. So many bureaucrats and managers would rather meddle just to say they did something than be useless and produce a better result

so. nobody’s ever been impeached twice before, huh. looks like what happened to trump was... un-president-ed

Your “guardian angel” is actually a demon that protects you and hurts people that are mean to you.

Groggeous

who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

Big question time though: did Yoda use the Force to hunt? Was he just sitting in his hut like hmm hungry I am and with a wave of his hand some poor frog just comes zipping in from outside and straight into his mouth?

I vote yes purely based on the hilarity of this image.