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the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

A chaturbate femdom tells you that you're not allowed to cum and then tells you to give her money because she deserves it more than you: Taxed.

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1: An overhead shot of the crew coming together. S05 E15 “The Long Good-Bye Job” 9.5 / 10

2: Parker, Hardison, and Eliot stand back to back to back. S05 E10 “The Rundown Job” 9.3 / 10

3: Sophie and Nate stand against each other, smiling. S04 E18 “The Last Dam Job” 9.3 / 10

4: Eliot holds Hardison on the ground while weilding a large kitchen knife; Hardison looks afraid. S03 E11 “The Rashomon Job” 9.3 / 10

5: Hardison and Parker stand in an elevator with a large trunk. S03 E16 “The San Lorenzo Job” 9.1 / 10

6: Maggie joins Parker, Eliot, Sophie, and Hardison in a basement. S01 E13 “The Second David Job” 9.1 / 10

7: Parker rapels from the ceiling and lands painfully in an armchair with a brace on her leg. S05 E08 “The Broken Wing Job” 9 / 10

8: Hardison kisses Parker on the cheek. S01 E13 “The Grave Danger Job” 9.1 / 10

9: Sophie stands on a rooftop. S01 E12 “The First David Job” 9 / 10

10: Hardison and Parker stand in a graveyard; Nate joins them. S02 E07 “The Two Live Crew Job” 8.9 / 10

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- they’re Opawz pet specific dyes. Non toxic made specifically for dogs. Once they’re set and rinsed they can groom themselves normally, they pose no danger to her in any way, no fumes, there’s no bleach involved

- my dog is trained with cooperative care skills, the process is not stressful for her, she gets paid heavily for her cooperation and looks forwards to the opportunity to earn extra snacks with the grooming