Adulting & Self Loathing

I was so proud when he didn't spill the milk

I think my favorite thing about being engaged is when I ask my fiancé “Who’s my future husband” kind of in the same way you’d ask a dog who’s a good boy and he gets really excited and goes “ITS ME, I AM FUTURE HUSBAND”

News update we’ve been married for almost 6 months now (6 months in three days) and he still gets excited when I come home and say “Where is husband?” He’ll pop up from wherever he is or whatever he’s doing and say “HELLO ITS ME I AM HERE”

Goals

I was very okay and even proud of the English for this right up until "crinkle crankle"

The fuck are you talking about, crinkle crankle was the best part

I legit just deleted another reblog of this to reblog this one. Youre right and you should say it

Me..me after- m- me aft

My werewolf boyfriend finishing in me.

big boy

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay