I had the time of my life... with you

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

"love has ways of bringing things back to life" is such a classic

everyone start eating NOW!!!!!!

btw another thing about toy story is jessie shows up with all this trauma from being abandoned and then kept in a storage closet for a few decades and buzz is like. you’re amazing

this no phones at concerts discourse showcasing the most chronically online takes i’ve ever seen in my life