this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

*girl who has not eaten dinner voice* I just don't feel like a person anymore. I think there's something fundamentally wrong with me

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"Beleaguered" is a wonderfully expressive word. I am beset by troubles so manifold that they have formed a league. I am playing host to a diplomatic summit of the United Nations of Fuckery, and negotiations are not going well.

"im gay" "im straight" yeah well i do not know why the hive chose me, but it did. and i think that it always had. the song is loud and beautiful and i am so very afraid. there is a wasps’ nest in my attic. perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.

I wholeheartedly believe ppl should start saying, “But Brutus is an honorable man" instead of "I'm going to kill myself" when something inconveniencing happens

thou? art not the knave. thou'rt not capable of BEING the knave. i hadst a knave, but now have none. thou. art not. the knave.

wench wrench, wretched wench, i madst thou my wench (JESSIE!)

my sire and my lady and my lady and my si-ire

the world is a strange and wonderous place

He hasn't been the same since saying good night. He's since been laying there for hours in the dark, not looking or hearing... Sometimes I hear him shuffle slightly.

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?