crying on public transport is weirdly satisfying because no one asks shit.. everyone there agrees its okay to cry with your headphones on

“u hard to deal with” good leave me alone

“u hard to deal with” good leave me alone

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. hitting nonstop with swords 🗡🗡🗡

"turn the other cheek" WRONG. SWORDS.

"before revenge, dig two graves" YES. WITH THE SWORDS

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

One of my fav movies

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

"i'll do it when im in the mood" *is never in the mood* *perishes*

The day has come. This is the only day of the year you can post this

unrestrained summer fun