Supernovas In Disguise

m'baku: tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

2017 was definitely a Shitscram.

Happy Crimmus!

It’s Crismn!

Merry Crisis!

Merry Chrysler!

you’re a mean one…. mr. binch

leak the full track

Me from 2005-2009 like literally

leak the dad’s track instead

dogy

I feel such an incredible sense of peace looking at this

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

well moose are still prey animals so

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

Would you rather they be predators

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

pretending that age of ultron literally never happened probably gets funnier if you just pretend that absolutely none of the events in it happened and try to fit the current MCU around it anyways. for example: the hulk just launched himself, unprompted, into space 

it makes more sense for him to have launched himself, unprompted, into space

#he saw age of ultron and launched himself into space

He’s so vain

Who?

He probably thinks this post is about him

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

the worst part is when their all “we can’t all be neurotypical, Karen” like listen, I’m not neurotypical I’m just trying to get better jesus

Even Bigger Mood

Even when Halloween’s over……….. Bats continue to exist….. and I’m grateful for that

protect her