"I'm making this blog because I wanna get with the times and social media! I own a bakery in hell but the company I get down here is always so much of a drag...if only there was someway to get to heaven...hmm...Nope! Never heard of one! Only way is to take down those Holy Rollers with angelic blades!"
Backstory (pre-death):
sylvia was married off at a very young age to a man who she didn't really like. She spent years being the best wife she could-picking up hobbies like baking, sewing and faking sweetness. When she became of age her and her husband consummated their marriage. This left her feeling used and unfulfilled...wrong. Soon after she met her breaking point and took her kindness back. She poisoned, cut, grinded and baked her spouse into a delicious meat pie! She saw this consummation of marriage to be far more passionate and deserving of a man like him. She used her housekeeping and cleaning skills to get rid of all the evidence and she used her great acting skills to fake hysterical. The policemen eventually stopped searching. She then found herself a new hobby- people watching. As technology grew in the 50's and television was the new craze she grew infatuated with the weatherman who lived not too far. This obsession lasted until his very end.
Current (post-death)-
She now owns a cute little bakery in hell serving her delicious meat pies in cannibal town along with other baked goods. She refuses to eat any meat though, she sees it as far to intimate to devour just anybody. She and Rosie spend lots of time together as they are best friends but she can't help but be distracted by the bright flashing lights across cannibal town. After stalking the weatherman for years and keeping track of his mannerisms and behavioral habits she recognized the media overlord immediately. With her obsession rekindled she spends half her time scaling the walls of vee tower and the other half gossiping with Rosie in her mansion.
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