Girl, how are you?

Fuck this noise about ‘Team Mom’ Shane. That man is an airport dad. His hobbies include reading biographies and investing in real estate. His car is reliable in the snow. He built his own cottage and is really excited to tell you about the well. He grills. His idea of fun is staring at a fire. He will lecture you about smoking. He hired a stylist because he doesn’t care about clothes. He must know the itinerary ahead of time. He folds his clothes before sex. The white socks stay ON so his bare feet don’t touch the hotel floor.

one day on the road, Ilya’s casually browsing through channels when he lands on house hunters. He’s like, “oh look, they have free porn for Shane Hollander” and Shane rolls his eyes but neither of them turn it off. 3 episodes later, they’re still watching and yelling about ugly houses that are over budget and terrible husbands that won’t let their wives get the pool they want

Unfortunately Hudson Williams committed several grave sins to the internet:

As much as I would love to see Hudson and Connor do the puppy or kitten interview I’m too upset with Buzzfeed to want Hudson to have to deal with their racist asses ever again.

Average reaction to Shane when they get outed: Rosanov?? Damn man. You sure? No Im sure he's great its just-