Sam's Stuff

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

I fucking ugly laughed so hard

@callme-ish

I WASN’T READY

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

This is helpful for people with anxiety

beep beep motherfucker

Fire your HR department and replace it with Social Justice Warriors

raccoons have people hands

or do we have raccoon hands

#how do that many sounds fit into that tiny of a human

My voice teacher always told me that the sign of a truly talented actor and singer is the ability to do flawless impressions

Why would they be needed?  The Euro-American Corporations will just FAX them their sales and purchase requirements.

You’re missing the point.

What point  You never have women attend a women’s health conference, just look at Congress.

ah so you send them to the people you hate most.

I want this tattooed on me

A little louder for those in the back.

This THIS THIS THIS.

This is why people keep quiet about their mental illnesses…and why we need to speak up.