It's Definitely Not Hopeless!

man if I had a sword I wouldn’t be worried about shit

I have some good news for you

what is it

A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain

the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

why must a sewing job be “good”. is it not enough that i stabbed the fabric with a tiny needle many many times 

you people will reblog anything

I’d argue the lego games were at their best when they didn’t have voice acting and had to rely entirely on physical comedy to retell the plot of the movies they were based off

Remember that guy on vine that would climb around shirtless with flowers on his head, and he’d keep saying “my berries.” But then it turned out he was a CIA plant put on Vine to track down leftist activists who were active on the app?

i literally just found out about the “girl from ‘is this allowed’ vine was really making out with a mannequin” controversy and now this? this is ruinedchildhood for millennials.

i’m sorry my berries guy was what now

A nice young Italian man I guess. I made this up for notes.

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

Back when this site truly was lawless.