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i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

very specific brand of white guy im super into

its like moderately chubby, full beard but not super long, mustache, either bald or buzzed, tank top, moderately hairy. its so over for me

Master Chief is bisexual but he doesn't have time to think about that right now

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

Yuzu Kato: Borrowing from the Tiger's Majesty (2022)