malevolent local idgit

There was really no winning that one

they got married btw

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

DON'T announce your crimes, idiot

The purpose of my pervious posts on this matter were a distraction from my true plan to dig a big hole underneath the street pole in the sewer line and pull the entire sign underground like buggs bunny sucking down a carrot

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash