malevolent local idgit

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

oh he just explained he plays the drums to attract bigfoot. reasonable

“A church”?? That’s Old North Church! That’s THE church where the lanterns were lit.

at some point it became a very common talking point that science fiction and fantasy ought to Represent Trans People and that exploring Weird Gender Shit without also depicting characters who are legibly transgender in Normal Ways is passé. and honestlyyyy i don't care give me a hundred more male characters possessed by female ghosts or nonbinary robots or whatever. literally what is the point of the scifi fantasy genre if you cannot connect to the fantastical

if i wanted to read about people being transgender without a wizard being involved i would open my tumblr dash. Representation will kill the reader she needs a guy who accidentally downloaded the memories of a woman on the CyberLine and can't tell them apart from his own to live

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

I MAILED SOME COPIES OF MY BOOK TO ENGLAND AND IT COST ME AN EXTRA THREE DOLLARS TO PAY THE GROUP OF VOLES IN BELLHOP UNIFORMS THAT MANAGE THEIR SHIPPING