Demon Dog

broken attachment styles are so cute. awww, you have no idea how to relate to others, form healthy boundaries, or navigate intimacy? poor thing, let me take care of you. yes, I know that will make you panic. it's okay, it's for your own good! now keep struggling.

of course it all feels bad! it's scary when I refuse to leave you alone and when I'm gone for any amount of time. nothing feels right: sweet and nurturing, scary and violent, distant and cold. that's the best part! you'll never like it, no matter what, until maybe you're lucky enough for your sense of self to erode completely. and then you'll be the ideal toy, a shell controlled by conditioning and startle reflex.

Maybe one day we can stop moralizing the concept of privilege & everyone will get normaler about being told they have relative privilege over other people. Like literally everyone everywhere in some way. It's fine. Being aware of it can't hurt you

There's such an endless chorus of outraged "but what if I'm poor? What if I'm autistic" and it's like. Ok. You're not getting this at all let's just start over

Things that I knew about: that the mass incarceration of people in the USA , particularly black men, has direct ties to/is an extension of slavery. Things I did not know: this specific shit about Louisiana HOLY FUCK this is evil.

Grew up next to Angola. It’s much worse than you think

I wonder how many people are imprisoned for weed

I’m from Mississippi and it’s like this in my home town. Enslaved prisoners clean roadways, pick cotton, everything they’ve done since before slavery was supposedly ended. What they teach in schools is nothing but propaganda.

a guy posted his hinge profile for feedback on reddit and everyone was telling this absolute chad ripped to the gods rugby player with decent hair that he should take his passion for warhammer off his profile because women don’t give a fuck about it and i’m here like well actually i wouldn’t have swiped on a conventionally hot guy but if he’s into something fucking nerdy? i’ll bite. like i went from a hard no to a maybe just based off the thing everyone was telling him is bad for his stock

like it actually really humanized him to me i went oh he’s probably much nicer and funnier than you give him credit for based off your assumptions about guys who play sports or maintain that kind of muscle mass because inside of me, under the hot girl shell, is a little nerd girl who needs to be reminded other nerds can get stupid hot too while still holding onto their nerd shit

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

oh thank goodness

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

PANIC BUY GASOLINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some people are saying that the banks are almost out of money and they only have enough left for a few people. I'm not saying this but some people are saying.

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already