heart, lungs, liver, nerves

Getting blocked for commenting "NIGHTMARE BLUNT ROTATION" under a photo of them and their husband and kids

i have ben drowned on speed dial

Penis can, if aroused, produce a smiling effect.

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

this event is pet serious

tiny gal constantly picked up and passed around by her bigger gal pal friends

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun