mage rights activist

“I could fix him” well I could turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box and then I’ll put that box inside of another box and I’ll mail that box to myself and when it arrives AHAHAHA I’ll smash it with a hammer!!!

I love macro furs so much man they will tweet some of the most like stupid tone deaf stuff

Don’t say NOTHING just reblog and go

Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

#this makes me curiously sad #the idea of flowers covering the undead #that symbol of human love is what makes them docile

BRO, you NEED to STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE FRAT HOUSE

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it

I aint posting for them. I’m posting for me.

I see your posts tho.

Hazards of following me

Uh yeah holy shit remember on deviantart when you were talking to people you could insert reaction pics into your messages because you could at people so that you can see their icon and people made accounts for different reaction pics and you would post them into your comments by going like :iconragefaceplz: and it was extremely specific the amount of :iconplz: accounts were infinite? What I’m describing is very specific and was a huge part of da culture

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

we can’t. there’s people in the House

animal crossing rules

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner. A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.

There’s no grooves on a CD tho???

Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that

how did they figure out how to fit information in grooves in a piece of vinyl in the first place????

Fucking mad lads

 #the really wild fact is that even purely digital forms of storing information are basically just ‘count the bump’ technology really

1700's medical illustrators be like "hey boss can I put a rhinoceros behind this anotomically correct sketch of the human skeleton" and the boss be like "only for the books being published in these specific european countries" and then they high-five and go out for drinks

This was a lot of history to absorb at 1:42 am