...are you going to hit me with that lacrosse stick?

Dandelions

A Fairy Tale

YOU CAN ENTER AN ELYSIUM.

YOU ARE A REGULAR KINDRED.

YOU CAN ENTER YOUR HAVEN.

YOU ARE A REGULAR KINDRED.

YOU CAN DO THAT TRANSACTION.

YOU ARE A REGULAR KINDRED.

YOU KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THE PHONE. (Unless you’re a LaSombra, in which case, RIP)

YOU ARE A REGULAR KINDRED.

YOU KNOW WHAT DAYSLEEP IS.

YOU ARE A REGULAR KINDRED.

YOU KNOW HOW TO WAKE UP.

YOU ARE A REGULAR KINDRED.

YOU KNOW HOW TO MOVE THROUGH SPACE.

YOU ARE A REGULAR KINDRED.

Unhinged Text Post Memes: Cullen Rutherford Edition (Part 6)

More Text Post Memes:

"Yesterday evening, I was offered the incredible opportunity to serve our esteemed Sheriff as hound on an interim basis. I have always loved serving our Court unofficially night-to-night, and I'm so excited to bring my skills to the domain formally, ensuring a safe territory for fledglings to elders. It's an honor and a privilege to be recognized. ⭐

Thank you to everyone who has supported my in my journey, particularly my mentor and sire, the venerable Prince, and of course, the Sheriff. 🙏

cannot stop thinking abt the paris review’s essay series on the history of significance of certain colours, hue’s hue:

Periwinkle, the Color of Poison, Modernism, and Dusk

Eau de Nil, the Light-Green Color of Egypt-Obsessed Europe

Marian Blue, the Color of Angels, Virgins, and Other Untouchable Things

Incarnadine, the Bloody Red of Fashionable Cosmetics and Shakespearean Poetics

Jonquil, the Light Yellow of Early Flowers, Mad Painters, and Dust Bowl–Era Pottery

Scheele’s Green, the Color of Fake Foliage and Death

Lilac, the Color of Half Mourning, Doomed Hotels, and Fashionable Feelings

Hooker’s Green: The Color of Apple Trees and Envy

Blaze Orange, the Color of Fear, Warnings, and the Artificial

Chartreuse, the Color of Elixirs, Flappers, and Alternate Realities

Living Coral, the Brutal Hue of Climate Change and Brand New iPhones

Mustard, the Color of Millennial Candidates, Problematic Lattes, and Aboriginal Paintings

Russet, the Color of Peasants, Fox Fur, and Penance