elias ♿️ 🦇

Holy shit it’s us!!!!

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

going to start saying "it's ok i have the blood of akasha in me" when faced with any kind of problem at all

@rustyelias

BSHSHHS

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

read a review of vtm: the night road this morning complaining that the romances were toxic and all the love interests were evil and manipulative. which like. it's the scheming manipulative evil vampire horror franchise. there's gonna be unhealthy relationships.

If you're cold, they're cold; let vampires into your home.

the world is my cuck chair