ok alright. i am finally posting ✨where there's smoke✨ my inquisition au fic! newest chapter is here!
the premise, in short:
what if, after anders was notably an apostate who blew up a chantry building and killed a chantry leader... people are not particularly stoked when this happens again. except even more destructively. and this time with a Heathen Elf™️ found at the scene.
so, instead of seeing the prisoner as any sort of positive religious omen, (most of) the people in haven instead see her as a dangerous criminal, and react accordingly. and this starts to cause further problems. solavellan is also there eventually.
the premise, in long:
what if the tranquil didn't just all get turned into oculara offscreen, and actually were part of the plot.
what if anders and kirkwall haunted the narrative a bit more.
what if, a dalish elf who suddenly wakes up in chantry custody for a mass murder... assumes any personal information shared will lead to providing a target for an exalted march. and therefore doesn't share any. which only looks more suspicious lmao.
what if the dalish/city elf stuff was not written in a way that i personally found very stupid (it will at least, be stupid in a new, different way! diversity win <3)
[holds up incredibly minor npcs] "i just think they're neat"
what if leliana's rose vision and general heretical tendencies went somewhere. i think she can have a little a chantry schism, as a treat.
what kind of weird person would be like "hm yes. i love to wander around. as a visibly dalish apostate. all by myself :^)" and, what reasons might they have for going to the conclave directly, when it's literally Templar Central. here's her character tag uwu.
also i retconned some aspects of vg lore when i felt like it. didn't make sense and doesn't compel me! the elves don't need white guilt! solas cannot be arlathan's most special, invaluable, genius military mastermind, who singlehandedly won the titan war, and invented tranquility, the blight, eluvians, and sliced bread - then was still mythal's yappy lapdog who got laughed at in meetings afterwards. that is just contradictory fhdghfkdh.
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the experience of playing dai on release for me was like:
"oh i'll make an elf mage, that'll be fun to see how she interacts with the chantry :) ah and there's another elf mage in the party! cool. i will slam the investigate options. aww he feeds giant spiders and goes off to help random npcs, how cute, i think my pc would approve of this. but wait. he can only grudgingly describe his hometown as "village in the north" before changing the subject, but has 4 paragraphs of Wistfully Longing Descriptions about arlathan? ancient elf 🫵 this man is never leaving my party, what secrets does he hold 🫵"
and then he pretends to be illiterate at his own temple 😔 and we never really found out why he was pretending to be illiterate there 😔
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There is something honestly very endearing about how you can't look away from all of the bad Solas/Solavellan/Dragon Age takes. Your dissertations are all so earnestly like "we're going this again? truly? haha?" but you never sound unhappy or furious. Just holding up a poor egg and a new thousand-word tag essay or reblog chain with citations that would put an academic thesis to shame every three to five weeks.
HAHA thank you! my toxic trait is that when i see a silly argument i feel compelled to put up a stall in the marketplace of ideas. placing the egg in a spoon and carrying him away from poorly thought out takes...
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Here for an afira/triangles fun fact. is there a job she ever really wanted, why or why not does this make her job as inquisitor harder? How does or does Afira see a future outside the roll that might doom them? How does that play into the trope of doomed hero with the relationship with solas. Also, big ask, will you talk about how her status affects them both? Also hello, welcome to my mojo dojo question house.
oh gosh!! ok here are very scattered triangle lore rambles, based on what is currently in the fic timeline bc i don't want to jump ahead too far haha.
she... never specifically wanted a Job, bc she went from being "regular alienage child" to "uh oh! this little triangle is a mage! 😬" which, along with the [series of unfortunate events before she reached her clan] precluded developing any real sense of a future life path. she (briefly and impulsively) was like "well. it's not like i WANT to be the first or the keeper. but it's unfair to be denied the chance to compete for it!! what, just because i have a 'bad personality for leading' and 'the other candidates are from the keepers' lineage and also better trained'? smh! i will enter and win this contest! just because they said i shouldn't!!"
which then ended up in her winning being first, through somewhat dubious means. and then immediately assigning herself to roaming messenger duty. bc no one really wanted her to be a future leader, including her. all this basically just pissed off much of her clan, for no real benefit, aside from a vague sense of vindication. this is peak performance 📐👍
she generally thinks she is both Inherently Somewhat Evil, and also a very bad leader. which is only slightly true. but does stress her out very badly if she's given any indication that people see her as an authority figure, haha. currently in the fic timeline, no one sees her as that, and she is just expecting to be the funniest person at her own public execution, which is a role that she does feel qualified for. she is lying awake at night workshopping her Coolest Lines for this, bc she is normal.
i think in solas' case it's a bit... from his perspective, in this au, the entire "she is a prisoner" thing weighs on him a lot. no escaping the depersonalization and loss of autonomy that he's inflicted on this random elf! this is not really very good dread wolf behaviour to have gotten an innocent bystander held captive during his plans. he's so far scraping by on avoiding thinking about it, bc he doesn't believe she fully has feelings. but on the other hand, he has seen way too many miserable imprisoned elves trying to act calm about it, and despite probably(?) not having feelings, she acts exactly like those ones. so it's difficult for him to not sympathize 🍳
from triangle's pov, she is deadly serious about "i will kill to protect you btw :^)" as she sees it as something of a professional obligation from being technically a first. she currently, literally, just thinks solas is neat. weaow, he knows cool facts and is seemingly the most unhinged bleeding heart idealist she's ever seen in her life. what kind of weirdo sticks around in all this danger purely for humanitarian reasons?