loadingscreentips

drink some fucking water

are you sure you dont want to summon: the evil critter?

Cats love to be on top of you for no reason.

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

Millions of ant wars happening across the globe every day for millions of years

reblogging posts without liking them is like having sex without kissing

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt

I am a very lonely woman

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

it is easy and fun to consume iced beverages from the bar at a rapid rate during summer. But watch out ☝️🍹

Tip: You can replace therapy with fifteen hour of unrealistic romantic fantasies daily. But watch out.

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

fantasy stories love to begin with the world's most razeable peaceful little farming village having a big grand festival

It's the best time to raze a village because there's usually people from nearby villages visiting for the festivities so you get to kill more people this way