Autistic chaos gremlin >:3c

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

Btw the Katy Perry clip above is from her first single "Ur so gay"

Early 2000's were so homophobic that I had a friend tell me he loved his father and immediately followed it with "no homo though."

all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers

i’m on onion rings right now

can grief stop hiding in the half smoked cigarettes my impoverished father would've farmed from the cracks in the sidewalk outside of a convenience store? the same half smoked cigarettes that eventually killed him of lung cancer? that he insisted on taking secret puffs of until he literally couldn't breathe anymore? it's an ironically cruel place for a fond memory to be

HAHAHAHAHA REST IN PISS YOU VILE CREATURE

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

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It was a global problem

MY PUSSY. SO COLD

your nightclub can't have bathrooms if you categorize the experience as a social hangout