lover of weird old men

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i love the way your brain works!! this is so cute!

dale would let you be in charge of breaking up the weed, grinding it up, and packing the bowl or bong/rolling. his fingers hurt and he’s had enough!! he just wants to relax!!

the two of you sit on his mattress to smoke, yapping about whatever it is you wish to discuss while t.rex is playing on low volume. he would let you pick some music out too, don’t worry!! i personally think it’s cute if him and his s/o sat outside and smoked. you would sit on his lap wrapped up in a blanket, watching the snow fall while smoking a blunt. stargazing or going to the theater to see a movie would be so so so cute. anyways, i think dale would be the type to talk about the government and conspiracy theories while stoned or he’s completely mellow and quiet, just chilling really. i think he would genuinely be so fun to be around while stoned. he would tell you his old man stories and memories and you would share your memories with him, comparing experiences and such :))