ppl using chatgpt as their therapist or friend is a direct consequence of living in a society where ur basically guaranteed to get imprisoned if u talk abt being suicidal

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

listening to straight women talk about their boyfriends is insane. it's never a normal story

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

Chappell Roan could have beaten that girl asunder and I wouldn’t have cared. I got other things on my mind

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

Official joy and whimsy post