whoohoohoo

Actually if you spam my posts I'll love you forever and if I know your general cardinal direction from me I'll bow to you before tournaments when they ask me to honor who I fight for today

There's a guy in my kingdom with landsknecht booty shorts and I don't want to fuck him personally but I hope he gets ass like no one ever has

I'm like if Elaine from Seinfeld was hot as fuck which is to say I'm like Elaine from Seinfeld

I'll never forget having asked my old downstairs neighbor if I'm ever too loud and they tell me "all I ever hear is laughing, and your laugh brings me peace" she was 60 and I wanted her desperately

I know i can be redeemed bc multiple old ladies have told me I'm "so sweet id melt in the rain"

You should start training in hema today when I'm sad I just revise my i33 strategies and feel okay bc i know soon I'll be chasing someone with a sword not letting them have a second that I'm not basically standing on their toes attacking them violently and I feel okay again

The 1 to 2 mutuals who like my entire drunk posting chain are my best reason to try to better myself and live a full life

So much for all that high brow marxist shit you'd say with how you use people up then leave them to die

It's so sick nasty that my usual outlet for venting (fighting other nerds with swords and other various metal objects) is canceled this week due to heat

I'm the type of person that turned down an offer to be Peter pan at a whimsical ass faerie festival i help at then I fantasize forever about playing Peter pan

When I was little I told my best friend who was raised really conservative that there was (someone of the opposite agab) living in my head and they were like "lol okay" then today they message me after 10 years of no contact like "You're NB right? Always knew that was real bc you used to say that weird shit" so basically I'm like Mother/Father/parent Teresa for non binary people

I couldn't tell her the truth about how that shit feels so instead I can just drink and that's pretty cool too